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The wonders of air-brushing

What do you think they did then? Made her smile a little wider? Her eyes a little more apart?

Seriously, if I knew nothing about her, I'd say she's stunning.

I just think she was a little weightier come the end

Reminds me of the Michelle Bass' pic last year

Before I get slaughtered I like women with a little weight on, but obviously NOTW editors don't

Love you for that no matter what motivated you to say it

I just can't see the beauty in Makosi because she has such a vile personality. Plus every time I look at her and think she does like nice, I can't get passed 'Yeah, but it's fake hair and she draws her bloody eyebrows on'

load the wagons up and dont forget the rope.

Sense of perspective seems to of tailroaded some.

Sorry Starlet said she doesn't think shes attractive, and you insinuate its a lynch-party, really feel its you thats over-reacting

And a sense of humour others. Do I get an amen.

What , "when we practice to deceive" btw

Or stir.

im sure that she had some professional help getting ready on the night

So you too saw the pilot of BBC's new Saturday Night answer to Pop Idol.

Davina's Lynch Party

Join Davina McBrawl as she scours the streets of Britain insulting and humliating random strangers she doesn't like the look or sound of.

Accompanying her on her journey will be her wobbly-bodied comic side-kick, Mr Blubby, played by BB6's Craig. The Camp Cromer Crimper will be helping our hostess pick out innocent people to belittle and gunge in spaghetti prepared by Roberto the Chef.

Plus stay tuned for fun and games in the studio including:

Who drank all the cider?
Who's boiled bunny is this?
Who got wet?
Bark twice if you love me
Who's the daddy, Daddy Pool?
Waiter, there's a scab in my mince!
Drown the drag queen in the bucket... and many, many more (IBA regulations permitting)

(The BBC would like it known that this program is exempt from it's public remit to educate, entertain and unite the people of all nations in good communication.)

Followed by the National Lottery and News and Apocalypse at last by midnight, thanks God!

Hey Alan looking forward to that, AMEN

Can you imagine being savaged by McBrawl, the nose alone would slice us to ribbons.