BB FANS

Aug 13 2005
Record

Housemates get their final savaging from BB4 loser

Eugene AKA: Spectrum ZX

Would you have taken the money in his position? If the answer is no, then I advise you to stop drinking Fairy Liquid

Kinga AKA: The Human Bermuda Triangle

Will always be remembered for inventing the human bottle- opener - a true talent

Derek AKA: Mr 'Peasants Pay Your Poll Tax

Will embark on a more worthwhile and honourable career opening supermarkets

Roberto AKA: The Last Don

Swaggering Latin Lothario who empties noodles onto the head of pathetic, pasty-faced English chav - legend

Kemal AKA: I'm suuuch a Diva - honest

Became a diva overnight in the hope it would help him win - back to the kebab shop, son

Craig AKA: Glenn Close's sibling

Chased the dream of converting a straight boy regardless of his physicality

Anthony AKA: Gazza's slightly less intelligent cousin

Can't we just flatten Newcastle for some new motorways or prisons

Science AKA: Citizen Pain

The boy who escaped walking around in Sainsbury's picking up used cigarettes

Maxwell/Saskia

AKA: Mr and Mrs Vomit Breath

Probably vomiting in Costa del Sol fountains now. Their faces will be placed around the four corners of the UK to discourage asylum seekers

Lesley AKA: PC Bovine

Rougher than a week in a cell with a 5ft tall and 6ft wide chap named Bubba. The new face of Anchor cheese spread

Sam AKA: The slapper who never had any clothes on

Giggle, giggle, there's no beginning to how much fun she is. Laugh? I nearly started

Mary AKA: Witch way to the Jobcentre

Wearing a plastic hat and watching a horror film does make you a Witch - honest

Makosi AKA: Best Leading Actress In A Motion Picture

Crank whose personality was as genuine as her hair.

Fantastic posterior, though

Orlaith Aka: Surely it's a typo

Six years in and this is what you get - someone who knows when to walk out to make the most money in the papers

Vanessa AKA: Why

Couldn't speak, couldn't stop eating and couldn't possibly have been more meaningless

(At least he's consistent!)

Gosh.... he got paid to write this rubbish?

Tut tut.

Agreed John, he needs to stop whinging and go away

Hes fast becoming the new Sibbers

That's what's most scary... I already thought he had gone away

He must be very welcome up there

Hes welcome nowhere but clap-clinics (allegedy)

His nickname during his brief time as sex-symbol was Fed-express, what a bloke, small and doesn't know what to do with it

I don't get the sex-symbol -thingy at all when it comes to Federico. He's such an arse.

I'm sure he had to lie down for half an hour after that rant.......

Lol. BB4 contestant has the nerve to slag the Hm's from another series!!!???

Classic

I wish he'd sat down and thought of some jokes half an hour before he wrote it.

Hey I wasn't that bad, oh you were talking about Fed

@Alan

He made me laugh during BB4 - and he made me laugh when he argued with me here... can't seem to gather enough energy to really despise him

not bad for a fellow loser

I'd love to here a review of Fed.

It'd probably go something like this...


"A grumpy, poorly endowed fool who failed to pass the easiest of human instructions which led to the failing of numerous tasks. Not the most popular man in Newcastle, but if he thought he was better off in the rest of the UK then he would be wrong. A few drunken fumbles in some sub standard night clubs with fellow "celebs" in the vicinity and he'll be back working in his dad's chippy where he belongs..."

Something like that would probably suffice. Although I'm sure most of you could come up with something better!!!