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LIFE STYLE EXTRA (UK) - What the future holds for the Big Brother contestants has been predicted by bookmakers today.

They offer 100/1 that winner Anthony and his biggest fan, camp crimper Craig, will get hitched in the show's first gay weddding.

Much more likely, at evens, is that Orlaith, famed for baring her boobs at every opportunity, will become a presenter on a TV sex channel. Kinga, who shocked audiences while performing with a wine bottle, is 4/7 to do the same.

Other bets offered by Ladbrokes are 100/1 that cross-dresser Kemal will win the Eurovision Song Contest for the UK, 2/1 that nerdy Eugene will appear on Mastermind, and 33/1 that Makosi will be signed up by a bra manufacturer.

Posh Tory Derek is 25/1 to be signed up as Tony Blair's youth Tsar, rapper Science is 1000/1 to perform on Eminem's next record, and pretty brunette Sam is a red-hot 1/2 to date Calum Best6/1.

Craig is 100/1 to cut Sienna Miller and Jude Law's wedding day hair, while Anthony is 1000/1 to sign for Newcastle FC.

Ladbrokes spokesman Warren Lush said:
"Despite the fact that they failed to reach the final night in the house, Sam and Orlaith look best set to exploit their post Big Brother fame.

"The most likely scenario is Sam dating Calum Best which is odds-on at 1/2. There's a 50/50 chance that Orlaith goes the way of Michelle Bass and presents on a sex tv channel, while we have little doubt that Sam will fall into the void left by Rebecca Loos and get down and dirty with Calum."

"Orlaith is evens to present porn but Kinga is odds-on at 4/7 - we suspect it is not the last time that the non mainstream audience will hear about the wine bottle.

"The chances of Craig and Anthony living happily ever after are remote at 100/1.

"We only offer 25/1 that Derek is signed up as a youth tsar by the government. You certainly can't rule it out when we know that the Prime Minister has been on Richard and Judy and has commented on Deirdre being imprisoned on Coronation Street.

"What are the odds of all of them going back into obscurity and none of this to happen? We won't take bets on the housemates' five minutes of fame being over as we're not in the business of giving away money."

Makosi - will declare herself Queen of the Universe and rationalise anything she does to try and paint herself in a good light and draw attention to herself - no change there then!

Kinga - will become a minor celebrity on the party circuit, have loads of fun, a few regrets and eventually fade into obscurity (this year/next year...)

Craig - who?

Anthony - who?

Eugene - pretty much the same as Kinga but substitute 'party circuit' for intellectual circles. Prob remain a semi-celebrity in his own circles for many years

Science - Prob settle down with a nice girl and carry on being Science and won't miss the fame much

Orlaith - will be the BB equiv of Abbi Titmuss and prob marry a footballer

Mary - bless, will, like Science, get on with her life and rarely be heard of again

Kemal - Will cling frantically to his 15 mins of fame but is, imo clutching at straws

Maxwell - wannabe Vinny Jones (yes I read my brothers copy of Loaded, or Nuts or Max or whatever it was called)

Saskia - do a few lads mags shoots (she was in it with blonde Vanessa from the other year) then get pregnant with a C-list celebrity and give her baby a strange name (apple's been done, maybe Mango?)

Vanessa - who?

Derek - rampage around the countryside slaughtering fox-cubs and patronising people at the country club. Put on a fake accent and like Kemal cling frantically to his wannabe important and famous and friends with celebs (self-declared) image. Minor Political celebrity then settle down with the nice but dim posh character that Harry Enfield created.
Well just a (rambling) thought. Might be wrong

@molly

I seriously think Derek will appear on another reality show and soon.. maybe that one in a big chamber where all the seats are green and a lot of yelling goes on

Excellent Molly

I'm actually looking forward to the BB6 reunion/recreation in a year's time when they are all locked up in Wormwood Scrubs.

Excellent Molly

I'm actually looking forward to the BB6 reunion/recreation in a year's time when they are all locked up in Wormwood Scrubs.

I think he likes attention Blags (b*gger I almost just called you Derek!) Which reality show Blags? Don't watch most of them

Oops sorry! I meant it was Sam I saw in that lags magazine not Saskia! Same thing really perhaps

whats a lags magazine didnt sam simply say on friday shes doing porn on the web .. which was hysteical ,, maybe rincy the expert can tell us the address

Blags was hinting that Mr Laud has his sights set on gaining entry to the House Of Commons, posibly representing Islington

OOh 'lags mag' wonder if with the Wormwood scrubs thing that was Freudian Alan? Em, yes I meant Lads mag!

i had to check the seats are green ,, its the house of lords that the seats of red .. thats a regular pub quiz question

Commons? Commons! Those ghastly commoners! I'm a Laud! (geddit? geddit? geddit? no? Oh shush Molly! ) Sorry too much over my head! I'm not intelligent with re: to politics and most things that are related to UK politics

Ah the House of Lords is the one where they wear ermine and whigs! (hehehehe) and shout 'Tally Ho!' isn't it tho? Rotten cruel arrogant b*ggers! Derek? May the flea's of a thousand camels infest his left armpit!

or when blackadder tried to become a lord his was made of cat skin and the cars still had their name tags on

Y'know, with Blags' posts, you not only get the joy of the original joke, but a whole extra joke courtesy of the unintentional spelling mistakes.