Tue, Aug 30, 2005
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Oscar Rose
The farce that is Jordan's rollercoaster life gets weirder by the day.
She's set to exchange vows with 90s has-been perma-tan pop 'star' Peter Andre, having met in the jungle on live TV.
So we shouldn't really be surprised when we hear details of the forthcoming nuptials.
September 10 is the big day, and it seems the emphasis is going to be on 'big'.
The lady she is up against is a Dutch bride whose train was 2545ft long, according to SkyShowbiz.
Can we suggest that the only record you smash is Pete's, please, Jordy love?
But wait. The madness doesn't stop there.
Another wedding rumour doing the rounds is that the cake to mark the special day when the bride and groom exchange their vows of eternal love is to be an edible replica of Jordan's bulging bazookas.
Classy.
The busty beauty wants to break a record by having the longest train on her dress.
