BB FANS

*Looks away from austin's paper...QUICKLY*

See what I mean!

HUH???

*glances round the room*

Another thing that annoys me - again train related - when your sitting in one of those old slam door trains with tiny seats and some grotesquely obese person decides that they can fit into the space next to you that would be a tight squeeze for a frikkin' Munchkin.

Oi! Fat person! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

....and they stink!

Most fat people smell if not of old sweat then of sour milk, cabbage and biscuit!

I could never do that to someone.....only cos I'm an inch shorter than Obo!

HA!... *feels tall!*

*feels small*

size doesnt matter!! My best mate is 4 foot 6!!!!

*Feels even taller*

Psst...size does matter, just dont tell the lads!

*whispers* I know, but shhhhhh

Don't tell the lads ANYTHING!

When I answer the phone and people say ''is your mummy there?''

Not only am I short, I also have the voice of a kid .....I don't do the Jade voice though.
Why don't girl's voices break like blokes?

I'm 5'0!
That's actually one of the most annoying things for me - being so short! And people always ask "Is your little sister taller than you?" and when I reply "yes", they ALWAYS say "The best things come in small packages! ARGH!!!

Other annoying things:
*When your train is delayed, and the driver comes up with a pathetic excuse. (The last one I got was, "there are sheep on the line")
*When I'm standing at platform 1, waiting for my train, and then they announce that they've changed the platform to platform 3, which is all the way over the frickin bridge!
*Trains in general
*Those cheese dunker type things! You have to use your brain when eating them cos you need to calculate how much cheese you need to put on each breadstick!!
*When I'm in the middle of doing something, and the computer disconnects me, or crashes.

I could go on for hours........