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I would never not laugh out loud because I'm in a public place

I would never disbelieve you on that one Liisi!

If you're speaking about people walking along the pavement then you are the kind of person I like. I can't abide people tooting their horn at you as they drive past - it always makes me jump and then it takes me a few seconds to realise who it was and by then they've gone

If you're being serious Cameron then thanks. That was the main thing I was worried about when asked to be one. Plus you're the first non-moderator on here to comment on it!

I would never send a text message while in a car again

I would never let my central heating oil run out.

I would never take a day off school unless I was so ill I couldn't really stand.

I would never take a day off work unless I was so ill I couldn't really eat.

I would never have school holidays if it could be avoided and that is the truth.

I would never have survived school without the holidays.

Neather would I. Oh my, school holidays.. Those were the days

I would never go into work with a hangover

I would never promise to do that I'd only mildly try to avoid it.

Can I say, the school holidays situation has been reviewed because usually I get to see my family during that time. Unfortunately these holidays it hasn't been possible so it has made them kind of rubbish. To be honest I wouldn't make them as long though.

one of my all time most embarrassing moments....thinking my boiler was up the chute and ringing an emergency boiler man in the middle of January when it was freezing cold....only for him to fiddle with the gauge on the oil tank outside and find out it wasnt half full after all

I would never feel like a complete idiot (with a repair man looking at me like i was some brainless bimbo)

I would always wish that our village was connected to gas

I would never fart in public like my pal Stewart does.

I would never put all my eggs in one basket