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>WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN
>
>To those of us who have children in our lives, whether
>they are our own,grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or
>students...here is something to make you chuckle.
>
>Whenever your children are out of control, you can
>take comfort from the thought that even God's
>omnipotence did not extend to His own children.
>After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and
>Eve. And the first
>thing he said was "DON'T!"
>
>"Don't what?" Adam replied.
>
>"Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.
>
>"Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey
>Eve...we have forbidden
>fruit!!!!!"
>
>"No Way!"
>
>"Yes way!"
>
>"Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God.
>
>"Why"
>
>"Because I am your Father and I said so!" God replied,
>wondering why He
>hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants. A
>few minutes later, God
>saw His children having an apple break and He was
>ticked!
>
>"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God asked.
>
>"Uh huh," Adam replied.
>
>"Then why did you?" said the Father.
>
>"I don't know," said Eve.
>
>"She started it!" Adam said
>
>"Did not!"
>
>"Did too!"
>
>"DID NOT!"
>
>Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment
>was that Adam and Eve
>should have children of their own. Thus the pattern
>was set and it has never
>changed.
>
>BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY!
>
>If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give
>children wisdom and they
>haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself. If God
>had trouble raising
>children, what makes you think it would be a piece of
>cake for you?
>
>THINGS TO THINK ABOUT!
>
>1. You spend the first two years of their life
>teaching them to walk and
>talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to
>sit down and shut up.
>
>2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your
>own children.
>
>3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat
>their young.
>
>4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they
>usually repeat word for word
>what you shouldn't have said.
>
>5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is
>to remind yourself that
>there are children more awful than your own.
>
>6. We child proofed our homes, but they are still
>getting in.
>
>ADVICE FOR THE DAY: Be nice to your kids. They will
>choose your nursing
>home.
>
>AND FINALLY: IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET
>A HEADACHE, DO WHAT IT
>SAYS ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:
>
>"TAKE TWO ASPIRIN" AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"

cool, i needed something to put a smile on my face this afternoon. im so effing stressed out, im going for a walk and im not sure whether ill come back today! do you ever have those days where you think everyone thinks your stupid (no, its not because i am ) and no one listens to you or speaks to you unless they want something, well, i have these EVERY DAY!

*Stays out of niki's way*

cant go out just yet because the students are lingering around, ill have to wait till they come off lunch, i couldnt put up with them at the moment, i dont think id be very professional if they wound me up