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PostPosted: 21 Oct 05, 18:12 
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I've had some classics today.I have just been told the blood travels round the body in VANS,your body is MANLY water and when asked what reproduction was,my son replied.'It means you've got to keep going' :oops: :oops: :oops:


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Oh I wish I still had this essay that an 8 year old girl has written about human anatomy. I'll have to look for it.. I don't really know if it's real, but if it is, it's hilarious :D

EDIT: Ok, here it is. It's a direct translation:

"The human body is more perfect from a beauty point of view then animals, except for the moose, the horse and the paradisebird. The human body used to be stronger when it knew how to climb trees and kill animals with it's bare hands.

Now it's backwards, because the human race is weakening when you inspect it. The human body has divided on many parts, of which some are needed. There are some parts separated from the middle part, they are nose, cheeckbones, chin and some limbs. The spine supports the body so, that those that want to, can sit up straight.

An organ is that part of the body that has it's own separate job like the limbs. The vascular organs are the vains and the heart. Blood circulates all over to run out through the artery after it's been turned in to dross. The lungs are in a bag so they wouldn't divide. Humans breath with their lungs so they would get healthy. You can die from air too, if you don't breathe.

The gastro internal organs start from the mouth and go through the gullet to the stommach. There they melt and start pushing through the intestines to go out. Except for the blind gut, which has no job.

Skin covers the body allmost everywhere. It's job is to keep the blood from bleeding to the ground. The human skin is hairless except on the head and on men. The most important things are in the head, that's why you can't cut off a human's head without it causing disadvantage, like with limbs. And the small brain are in the head. No-one can live without a brain except for crazy people. From health point of view animals are are more eminent than people. They have better teeth and they don't get scarlett feaver or whooping caugh, they die on the contrary accidentally. The female body is usually different from the male body. They live longer and weaker.

The human bones are good, because they don't gain weight even though you eat too much. That's all you can say about a human. And even though a body might be a bad one, it lasts a lifetime. Except for the ones that have got leprosy."

There you go :D

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We had our end of term night out last night and as we'd had assessment week,we had plenty of material.
Blood also travels round the body in arches!!!


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 Post subject: Re: What kids say
PostPosted: 21 Oct 05, 18:37 
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pikeylass wrote:
I've had some classics today.I have just been told the blood travels round the body in VANS,your body is MANLY water


it wasn't blags you were talking to, was it? :D {@} {@} :angel:

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Blags would like to think his body is manly water I'm sure ::lol::


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