I quit my job this morning. 3 hours later I'm starting to wonder...
now what?
I could
really do with some advice. Well here are my thoughts:
1 - put on a nice trouser suit and heels and spend the entire day on Monday trawling around the employment agencies registering with each one
2 - go back to the agency which gave me this job 6 months ago and accept their offer of working at 'Pork Farms'

the hours are good but I'm a vegetarian and the money's crap! I'm not squeamish about meat products themselves, when I babysit my nephews or my friends kids I have to make ham sandwiches and cook chicken nuggets and it's not like I'll be anally electrocuting little baby lambs or dripping acid into rabbits eyes or anything, I'll just be working with meat products

. I don't like the thought of working with meat but if it's the only work available then I'll do it till something else comes up. You have to be practical
3 - sign on the dole
4 - ring up my boss and grovel - not keen on this one either bcz the atmosphere would be awful! He'd expect me to be so grateful to him and he'd gloat about how he's 'done me a favour' and I'd end up walking out again within days I'm sure
5 - start a new thread called 'a Molly is for life (not just for when BB is actually being aired'). I think if you all donated 25p a week it might be enough for me to live on... shall I give my bank details now?
6 - sell my body. Anybody want to buy a pancreas? no...? liver? spare kidney?
7 - Go to the bank and get a loan and try to turn a hobby into a way of making a living?
8 - contact a rich relative... Damn! I forgot I don't have any of those
9 - put on some lipstick and a short skirt and sleep with a football player - sell my story to the Sun
10 - Oh Feckity feck feck!
