26 November 2005
Mirror
Polly Hudson
1. JIMMY OSMOND
Loving his silly teddy bear antics. On his live show: "I do some new stuff but just a handful. No- body wants to hear it."
2. CAROL THATCHER
Told Sheree her task was much worse than hers. "We just had to eat stuff - and you know I'm naturally greedy." Good sport.
3. RICKY
While everyone demanded creature comforts, all he asked was who got through to the next round of The X Factor. Bless.
4. SHEREE MURPHY
Britain''s answer to Jessica Simpson. To Bobby: "What's your real name?" Bobby: "Harper." Sheree: "Harper what?" Amazing.
5. CANNON
Quite dull so far but David's obviously threatened by him, which can only be a good thing. Bonus points for looking great for his age.
6. JENNY FROST
Yawn. "I've really got the boredom factor going on today, me." Talk about stating the bleedin' obvious...
7. DAVID DICKINSON
On tasks: "I don't like that putting your head in stuff. Putting your hand in is one thing, but not putting your bloody head in!" You know what to do, kids.
8. ANTHONY COSTA
How is it possible that I know Anthony from Blue hasn't had a poo for five days? Reality TV has a lot to answer for.
9. JILLY GOOLDEN
Says: "I smell completely foul actually. It's not BO, just fire." Yeah, yeah, 'course it is, love.
10. KIMBERLEY DAVIES
She might as well quit - as she's threatened to - if this is all we can expect to see. Dulldulldull.
11. BALL
The most irritating man to walk the earth. Let's have a whip round and see if we can get enough to persuade Australia to keep him.
