27 November 2005
I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE: HYLAND'S VERDICT
Ian Hyland
in Sunday Mirror
CAROL THATCHER
UNDOUBTED queen so far. Must have known she''d be caught taking that leak but who cares if she''s playing a cunning game? Cleverer and funnier than the rest put together.
SHEREE MURPHY
MY dark horse. Great Trial on Thursday proved this Murphy''s stout and as her confidence grows she''ll outshine the pretty ones. Get your money on her quick.
DAVID DICKINSON
SHAVING his man-parts to stop ticks getting in must have seemed a good idea at the time. But he''ll be itching to get out by tomorrow. Good fun so far but a potential powderkeg.
SID OWEN
GOTTA love him for admitting he used to wet the bed when he didn't need to say anything and for confessing he''d never read a full script. Top 3 shot.
TOMMY CANNON
CAMP newcomers don''t usually do well so Tommy could get, erm, fired very soon. But the longer he stays, more chance there is of an explosive tiff with Bobby.
BOBBY BALL
THE more you see him the more you realise where Peter Kay got his act. Some might find him annoying, I prefer to recognise comedy genius when I see it. Rock on.
JILLY GOOLDEN
DIDN''T fancy her chances at the start, but her work with the kangaroo ***** will have brought her a few admirers. But she would still lose a face-off with Carol.
JIMMY OSMOND
MY tip for a nervous breakdown (Mormon has broken). Seems happy enough amusing himself but it''s quiet ones you have to look out for. Could get lost in the crowd by Tuesday.
JENNY FROST
POOR girl. Her luxury item should have been hair straighteners. I''m hoping she gets nipped by a spider and has to leave - so I can write Bitten Kitten''s Quittin''.
ANTONY COSTA
HE''LL be feeling blue by this time next week. Always seems to be 20 minutes behind the conversation and more concerned with checking his hankie for bogies. Not pleasant.
KIMBERLEY DAVIES
STILL gorgeous. But you''d have to be a good neighbour if you lived next door to this taut-faced misery guts. Why take your best lingerie and not put it on? Spoilsport.
ELAINE LORDAN
SHOULD never have been allowed in there in the first place. The only thing she's ever won is a race to the bar. As for asking for £100k for her story? 100p more like.
