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Spawn of Blagman · **Joined:** 29 May 04, 1:39 **Posts:** 12297

As seen on "I`m Sorry I havent a clue" http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/

Redefine the definition of words .....

They make more sense if you read them aloud

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Tailback --- post operative Manx cat

Pepper pot – A pot belonging to one that stutters

Ponderous -- a shop that sells ponds

Laplander …… A clumsy private dancer

Reincarnation …….. born again as a can of evaporated milk

Pea soup ………– worrying medical condition

Peanut Butter ………… even more worrying

Morass …………. putting on weight

Exceed………………. a plant

Vigilant -- an insect that stays up all night

Molly · **Joined:** 18 Nov 03, 10:31 **Posts:** 4127

ROFL!! Excellent! ::lol::

Chocolate Truffle · **Joined:** 21 Oct 05, 2:41 **Posts:** 4396

My favourite show. This week's episode was fantastic, as usual. I also loved Barry Cryer's contribution last week

Missive................South African for huge.

Particulary amusing as no one laughed! ::lol::

Molly · **Joined:** 18 Nov 03, 10:31 **Posts:** 4127

Passion............. Belfast for Raining

Chocolate Truffle · **Joined:** 21 Oct 05, 2:41 **Posts:** 4396

Diverging...........Unsuccesful Welsh Lothario

Chocolate Truffle · **Joined:** 21 Oct 05, 2:41 **Posts:** 4396

Coq au Vin..............Mobile French Gigolo

Spawn of Blagman · **Joined:** 29 May 04, 1:39 **Posts:** 12297

Permission....... Hairdressers aim to perm the world

Chocolate Truffle · **Joined:** 21 Oct 05, 2:41 **Posts:** 4396

Have you got the book? If not, put it on your Christmas list-only £7.99.

Ketchup...........to draw level
Granary...........An Old Folk's home
Eureka.............BO

Spawn of Blagman · **Joined:** 29 May 04, 1:39 **Posts:** 12297

No I was looking at a copy on ebay last night.. I didn’t even realise there was one till I looked. The other game that cracks me up is Mornington Crescent, I’ve read and reread the rules but still cant follow the darn game most of the time ::lol::

Alkaline -- Queue for the pub

Chocolate Truffle · **Joined:** 21 Oct 05, 2:41 **Posts:** 4396

On last week's show

Flemish..........quite like snot

Spawn of Blagman · **Joined:** 29 May 04, 1:39 **Posts:** 12297

Diabetic -- welsh gamblerholic

Chocolate Truffle · **Joined:** 21 Oct 05, 2:41 **Posts:** 4396

Fiasco.......an unsuccessful wall painting

Chocolate Truffle · **Joined:** 21 Oct 05, 2:41 **Posts:** 4396

Posterity.....inherited bottom size

Killjoy.....gloomy East Anglian antiques dealer

Gurgle....to steal a ventriloquist's dummy

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