CAMERON LOVES TO PLAY THE KING
11:00 - 15 December 2005
You say either, I say either ... at His Majesty's Theatre pantomime this year, they may just call the whole thing off.
Cameron Stout says the script of the Christmas show has thrown up so many dialect differences, the cast have had many laughs sorting out the Jack And The Beanstalk dialogue.
The Evening Express columnist reveals: "Jack falls in love with Princess Apricot, as I would call it - or Princess Ape-ricot they would call her. The dialect has caused a few arguments.
"In this panto there are English folk, Scottish folk, folk from Orkney. There is a big mixture of dialects and we're playing on that a little bit."
Joining Cameron in the show is Miles Jupp (Archie from Balamory, pictured below) and West End singer Marti Webb.
Cameron says: "It's another great cast again this year, and it's just fantastic joining in with such talented people.
"I don't have nearly so much singing to do this year so I don't know if that reflects on my performance last year or not.
"There are some really big numbers, and when the whole music and dancing thing is going on, it's great. That's what I love most about panto."
Cameron is playing King Crumble, father of Princess Apricot. Alan McHugh, who was the dame in Snow White and the Seven Dwarves last year, is back playing Dame Trott in Jack And The Beanstalk.
"It's great to see Alan again. There's a lot of banter between us. He's from further south in Scotland and speaks substantially differently.
"We're trying to put a lot of local stuff into it because that's what people like to see."
Although he won Big Brother a few years ago, Cameron says there is little mention made of it in this year's pantomime. "Thankfully there are no Big Brother gags. Already by last year it was wearing a little bit thin.
"Archie from Balamory has the younger kids link this year. He is the way into the panto, being the Simple Simon character. He is the children's friend.
"This year, we're playing on my Orcadian roots, my links with Aberdeen, and I'm allowing myself a 'phenomenal' at one stage, but that's about the height of it thankfully."
Cameron's biggest challenge is being himself on stage, he says. "In a sense, I've just got to be Cameron on stage, which is very difficult. Being a king, and yet being yourself is quite hard to juggle.
"I would far rather hide behind a character and put on accents and things, but folk like me who have been on reality TV end up being themselves. That's what people want to see."
Performing in pantomime is the highlight of Cameron's year, he confesses.
"Considering how reticent I was the first time I agreed to do panto, and then I realised how much fun it was and now I love it. It's brilliant.
The other bonus of pantomime, according to Cameron, is getting to spend six weeks in the same city. "I still only get one or two nights a week at home in Orkney. That's why I look forward to panto because I get six weeks in one bed. It makes a big difference.
"This year I've been up and down to London, Birmingham, Dublin, Edinburgh, Glasgow, Aberdeen and nobody is more surprised than me that it is still going on."
Cameron, who used to be a fish farmer, can't believe how his life has changed since his Big Brother win.
He reveals: "There's not really a normal life any more. I haven't been working in the fish industry at all, but you never know. This line of work is so fickle and it could all end tomorrow."
Next year, however, brings more plans and changes to the Stout lifestyle. "I've been engaged by the National Trust for Scotland to be their cruise director on the Black Prince and we're talking about another musical next year, which I'll do if it fits.
The best thing about Cameron's celebrity status is that he can be himself - a role that he's best at, he says. "The best things about being a star of reality TV is that people know you for what you are. There's not this barrier to get over that you're a famous actor or that kind of thing. They just think 'Oh that's him'."
After the pantomime ends, Cameron is planning to take a well-earned rest at his new holiday home in Spain. "I haven't had a proper break for months. It's just been a case of snatching a few days here and there. I'm really looking forward to taking a holiday."
Evening Express
Saw this just before going to bed so thought I'd post it

Sounds like Cameron is having fun anyway
