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Susannah - got a bit more meat on her

Colin and Justin v Elton and David

Good one, vvvvv difficult, but after some deliberation,

Colin and Justin. Elton would get bored after a while, but not before making Colin cry.

Ruby Wax v Graham Norton

Ruby definately, she would eat him alive.

Dawn French V Jo Brand

They're too sensible to fight. They'd have a nice sit down with a cup of tea and a slice of cake. If I knew where they were, I'd join them.

Craig Revell Horwood v St Trinians Girls School?

St Trinians, they'd eat him for breakfast

Minder v The Sweeney (although that means Dennis Waterman v Dennis Waterman so doesnt work)

Bodie v Doyle

Minder, Arthur wouls win hands down.

doyle

Cast of Dynasty V cast of Dallas

ooh, good one.

Dynasty - Joan Collins would batter them with her shoulder pads

Emmerdale vs Eastenders

The Sweeney. What was it that John Thaw would say?

Carol Vordeman v Lesley Garrett?

Put your trousers on son....you're nicked! (or words to that effect)

Carol V - would use the secret art of Sudoku

Anna Ford v Natasha Kaplinsky

V scary. Kaplinsky would win though, Ford's punches would slip off all the slap on her face.

The Scots Porridge Oats man or the Coke Man?

The Scots Porridge oats man! If you can brave the snow in a vest, you can easily punch the lights out of the coke man.

Ant V Dec?

ant, he's got a forehead advantage

sydney devine vs tommy truesdale

who the hell are they?



Black v ginger?

Black.Spesh Roger

Morrisey or Boy George

Tough one, oh wait no it's not, Morrissey

Pepsi or Coke