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I would never think that Jezi is a lot smarter and sharper than she lets on.

I would never be sure of this either. Yes, in academic subjects I can be *quite* clever but because I take things pretty literally in all areas can have problems with understanding. Where most people can just see another meaning in something it can often take me a wee bit longer to actually get it.

I would never buy any more earrings.

I would never buy any item of clothing just for the sake of it

I would never buy shoes that look beautiful but are so painful that you have to leave them in the box. About 30 times...

or ones that are actually impossible to walk in

I would never buy 2 get one free even tho I only wanted one and will i fact only use one

I would never place condoms in a mates wallet so when he opened it to pay for petrol they landed on the shop girls lap

I would never put lacy underwear in my boss's briefcase knowing he always gets his work out on the train(admitedly I was a young student in those days )

I would never expect other people to be anything else that they really are.

i would never just have a paddy because the next door neighbours smoke from her cig is blowing into me flat as shes smoking on the smeging balcony again the old hag

i would never insist that blagman throw something at her head whilst shousting secondary smoking at the top of voice!

I would never spend all day online

I would never be shocked anymore when trying to find clothes to wear and only having pink ones I had to go out last night in pinky lilacy cordy breeks and a pink top but combined with beige suede boots it didn't look as bad as it sounds. The only problem was that I was sooooooooo cold as I couldn't wear a zippy up thing as they are all pink and I decided that would just be too much.

I would never keep playing a computer game until I got a higher score than my son

I would never think that it was anything special to wait and hold a door open for somebody - surely that is one of the first things you are taught to do manners wise?