BB FANS

Round here if you hold a door open you end up doing it for the rest iof the day and never getting thru it ...

I would never curry favour with bribary

I would never spill a full cup of tea in my keyboard at work.

A lad I sit next to would though!!!!

I would never fail to get slightly alarmed when realising that I am going away in a week and have hardly any money at all

Daaaaaddy

I would never think Ive paid my credit card bill via the net but not notice that it failed and get fined 25 smeging notes for my mistake the goyts

That's a shame blags.

I would never think that it is fair to give three people two exams on the last day of the exam study leave

Have the entire first week off to revise mind you so it's not so bad - unlike in the proper SQA exams when I have two different subjects on the same afternoon, does anyone have any suggestions to how I go about this?

I would never create a graphic that destroys another FM

I would never laugh at such a graphic.I needed cheering up too

I would never mean to laugh at something that probably isn't very funny

I would never ring up the owner of the flat above and tell him unless he sorts out his washing machine that bounces across the floor and sounds like a jack hammer , I`m going to sever the power supply as it passes thru my walk in wardrobe

I would never think it was a bad idea to ring and say it in a friendly way blags - our washing machine must have something that passes under the shower room because if I'm standing in that room it actually makes me feel really sick because you bounce about so much.

Don't think it would be very wise for me to cut our power supply off though!

dont worry Jezi ,,, hes a mate of mine ..he rents his out like I used to, pre insanity

I would never leer longingly at a blonde girl on TV

I would never suspect Blags is telling porkies

I would never walk into a shelf at work on purpose My head gets bashed too often.

i would never bash my head getting into a car when loads of people were looking

I would never send a Valentine's card