BB FANS

I would never get one!

I would never get one either so don't worry TD!!

I would never drop major hints to ensure I get one.

i would never send any of you lot one

















only because i don't know your addresses of course

I would never give Hippo my address

i would never find out ellies address and then sit in the field next to it with a pair of binoculars

I would never go outside and wonder what that glinting is from the field and why are the cows in it sounding so distressed?




What are you doing to those cows Hippo?

i would never attempt to get free milk from some jersey cows

I would never accuse Hippo of thinking any t*t will do?

i would never suggest thats why i talk to ellie

I would never think I walked right into that one.

I would never once again mean to laugh at something that isn't actually funny, it's just a bit hard sometimes

I would never buy 2 tickets to the same gig/show/whatever...and not realise til I got my bank statement

sell em on ebay you dafty ...

i would never be planning a meal that involves sir fried whale meat

I would never make the same mistake twice