BB FANS

I would never not help out in an fashion crisis, and if you're wearing mukluks, you're certainly in crisis. They're rabbit skin boots with pom poms on them. Every single celeb wore them for about a week in October, then never again, but the cheap knock offs are littering the final days of the sales final reduction bins. No one wants them.

I would never have known the word for those vile looking boots and would definitely never wear them either.

I would never go to Derek Acorahs fan site and post that hes making it all up

I would never put that past blags

I would never use the phrase 'having a piece' or a variant of it, it is one of the most vile expressions I've heard. Just sounds so wrong

I would never never send a drunken text or 10

ahem or 30


I would never say the things that I should be saying

Me neither.....*scratched head*


I would never go ten miles up the road from mate and not pop in for a cuppa

That would mean everytime I leave the house, I would have to visit all my friends Pikey.


I would never eat cereal for dinner.

I would never forget pancake day.

I would never think before saying something

When my mum was home at lunchtime today I said "Do you think I could get away with going down to the shop and saying we're snowed in?"

I was actually joking but never actually considered what a stupid idea it would be.

i would never dye my hair blonde

I would never dye any other hair apart from that on my head

I would never dye my hair, my grandmother would probably disown me amongst other things.

I would never again convince myself I was getting to go back to school tomorrow, foolish girl.