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Be Careful !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear all
I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me as
I am a victim of the latest scam at a super-market. This happened at
ASDA and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works:

Two good looking 18 year old girls come to your car as you are leaving,
while you are placing your packages on the floor of the front seat one
starts wiping your windshield with a rag and while the other comes to
your window saying "Hi" while bending over with her breasts almost
coming out of her blouse. It will be impossible not to look. When you
thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and beg you for a ride to
another shop.

You agree and tell them to sit in the back seat. On the way, they start
Having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front
seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your
wallet.

I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, but I
couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.

excellent!

Oh heavens

And at what stage did you wake up Hippo?

when the police arrested him for massaging his ego in a supermarket car park

and for being in possession of an overactive imagination

Hippo

Your poor man.

But good news, these two crooks who play on the desperate and stupid, have finally been apprehended.

You won't be stung again Hippo, sleep easy tonight. And more good news, the Police have recovered all of your stolen money. They want to know if they should post the £2.58 back to you, or do you want to come in and collect it?

HIPPO SHAGGERS ARRESTED!!

Oh watch it, Kemal may be around, picking up the pieces, so to speak

We're laughing, but as with Preston's cavortings with Chantelle, it's always the innocent girlfriend who gets hurt.

Pity Hippo's poor better half.

nah, i just nicked it from another site

Shoulda known it wasn't your own work Hipps when it said 'ASDA'.

Lidl is more in your league.