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Niki and Obo, two widows, are talking.

Niki: "That nice Alex Scott asked me out for a date . . . I
know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you
about him before I give him my answer."

Obo: "Well . . . I'll tell you. He shows up at my flat
punctually at 7 PM. And dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit.
And he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs,
and what's there but a beautiful car . . . a limousine, uniformed
chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner. . .marvelous
dinner - lobster. Then we go see a show . . . let me tell you,
Niki, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So
then we are coming back to my flat and he turns into an ANIMAL.

Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way
with me five times!"

Niki: "Goodness gracious! . . . so you are telling me I shouldn't
go out with him?"

Obo: "No . . . I'm just saying, wear an old dress.

check out post 5 on page one for who started it!

AND I AM NOT EASY!

unless you get me very drunk!

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what.....

was that IT?.....................


very goozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I Dont know any jokes, hmph *arms folded*

*gets old dress ready*

I believe you Jb when you say you arent easy

hands out the valium

*takes a couple of valium*

Here is a Bad one...

A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. After drinking it, he
looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer.

After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and
asks for another beer. This happens about another seven times
before the bartender asks him, "Why do you keep looking in your
pocket?"

The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there. When she
looks good enough, I'll go home."

Thanks for the warning!

My league of joke:

Q) What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

A) Ow

Im sorry Jb you didnt like my joke,yours was quite funny actully

Whats the fastest cake in the world?

Scone!!!

My mate Bungy once turned round to his girlfriend and said ' You know Claire, you look much better when im drunk' I nearly wet myself, but she wasnt too impressed!!

That would have been an instant black eye and a swift knee in the groin!

But funny to watch though I bet...lol

Can anyone watch Channel5 now? if so switch it on and watch Open House with Gloria Hunniford,coz Tori Amos is on it,and my tv "has no satellite signal"

oh yes, it was really funny

OK, that got a laugh from me.

though probably for the wrong reasons...lol