BB FANS

which bit?

The bitchy bit of course. Don't tell me with your in depth knowledge of female anatomy you don't know where that is.

how often do you put icky things near your mouth?

Never ever ever ever

How often do you wonder what someones definition of icky is?

well you aint fussy so it would have to be pretty icky for you to turn it down


How often have you read the book that someone else is about to start?

Always if it is worth reading.

How often do you feel inferior to someone because they have read more books than you?

inferior pah!



how often do you google the book and pretend you have read it

Who Moi?

How often are you so insulted you go of in a huff?

Who Moi?


How often do you change your batteries

As often as they need changed.

How often to you buy new gadgets?

not very often, most of the stuff I buy is for the fish tank but if you count filter replacements as gadgets then last weekend

How often do you want to go somewhere that there is no way you can get to?

Quite a lot!

How often do you go for long walks?

la plupart des jours avec mon chien (or something like that!)

How often do you wonder how many customers will comment on the weather in the space of an hour and a half?

I don't have customers Jezi. The very thought of it.

How often do you wonder how long it will be before someone insults you?

oh I'm always insulted when you are around



How often do you wonder if ellie pays them instead