Very funny...
but is this worrying? - I'm very impressed with the celery, over-salting, and putting the apple in with the potatoes tips...
I used to watch Delia's shows a lot.....can't recall actually trying any of the recipes...but her kitchen and garden looked great - and it was always a special treat to get a quick glimpse of her ...cat....in the garden. (See, I'm being good

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I bought the frying pan she recommended....actually brought it home from London on a plane...any time I used it, the food stuck to it...
