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must we always hear about hippos bot
I doubt we would like it a lot

Looking back through the page
Hippos not overtly shown in good light
Although the ovine ones were quite sage
Hippos weren't ever quite right

Was there a hidden compliment in what Rincey said?
If yes, I'd better not let it go to my head
As he is sure to pull me down a peg or two
which will make me cry, boo hoo, boo hoo

I wouldn't worry ellie dear
I doubt you have a thing to fear
all the men love a tart
so it's easy to take YOU to heart

Maybe I should feel insulted by that word
if I didnt realise it was so so absurd
anyway a tart I would rather be
than a frigid cow as that aint me

a frigid cow you sure are not
in fact some think that you are hot
but hot comes in flushes age your age
so try googling an hrt web page

now even for you that's under the belt
I'm still young and reasonable svelte
I've a good bit to go before the menopause
so that is definitely not one of my flaws

Why can't I, as a truly pathetic human being, ever do right
Despite all I really, try to be friendly and make to be nice
No matter how much my life feels like a vast amount of shite
Well I'll go back to life, with my head feeling like its in a vice

It seems that Rince is feeling rough
And thinking life is pretty tough
You never know it could be worse
Someone could pen a crappy verse