Now, understand that we aren't doing this out of spite as, while sitting here writing the story, our crossed legs are producing some dimples of our own...
But it's good to know that even slim celebs fall under the wicked spell of cellulite.
Whilst out training for the London Marathon, Big Brother star Orlaith McAllister opted for the dreaded cycling shorts.
And, as we might have found out for ourselves, doing exercise in lycra shorts is not a flattering move, should the lighting not be right (i.e. very dark).
Orlaith McAllister
Hey presto, the result is some back-of-the-leg orange peel for all to see.
Damn it.
But we can rest assured that even slender, toned ladies like glamour girl Orlaith can't escape the evil reach of persistent deposits of subcutaneous fat.
(That's the big dictionary speaking.)
And boys, before you sit there gloating - it isn't exclusive to ladies.
Last Updated: 15:12 UK, Tuesday March 14, 2006
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