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Yay that's me!
That's how I got my username

I do

Never mind their noses...they should never get a premiership job again Do NOT mention the Mc Carthy name in this household again if you wish to leave unharmed

Men will get the same length baby holidays than women do

Women will get the same treatment as men when they are ill

Men will change just as many nappies, do as many night time feeds and puree as many vegetables as women do during their baby HOLIDAY.

I was lucky.I chose one who did the vast majority of night feeds on the grounds that was only fair if I'd been stuck with them all day.
Come the revolution Reading will win the premiership in their first season of top flight football

Men will develop a menstral cycle and we will only have to work 3 weeks at a time.

Oh dear God,no.Can you imagine the amount of grief we'd get off them."Oh,I'm dying." "You just don't understand how dreadful I feel" "Can I have another hot water bottle?"
Sheesh,a man can't even have a cold without the world having to know about it

None of us will have menstrual cycles unless we want to concieve in which case we'll take a pill TO ovulate

and they will earn their 'holiday' by firstly giving birth. This can be done by trying to pass a mellon through a hole the size of an orange.

I'll give them a big boot up their arseholes if they want to get started.

Jose Mourinho will be extradited back to Portugal

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

I love him

six inches will mean what it says

or maybe even nine