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I dreamt that one of the room at my uni had been burgled and I had to contact the police and I was in a right state

odd odd dream last night. It started at work where I won't go into it...! But then it ended up in the place where most of the shows I've been involved with are held and we were doing a pantomime. It was really odd, there were a few people that are in the theatre group I'm involved with and some others I know and then loads of randoms. The other thing was, the stage was about double the size. It was just a bit weird, lots of fun though lol!!

Not sure what exactly I dreamt about but woke at 3.30am this morning in a panic about forthcoming exams. Considered getting up and studying but decided sleep was better.

I had a freaky dream about Hugh Laurie, in his character as Dr House. Dr House was a real person and had nowhere to live (is that considered ironic, do you think?!) and so was dossing in my spare room!

I must stop taking mind-altering drugs!

My dream last night was unbelievably bizarre. It seemed to be split into two. The first part saw me going seeing the Arctic Monkeys live in Wigan and my mates band (First Time Hero) were supporting but First Time Hero's performance was cut short when my mate's T-shirt suddenly filled up with blood for some reason.

The next thing I remember was being in a house I don't recognise and meeting this girl who I fell completely in love with and she fell for me as well and we were walking out of the door heading somewhere. Then suddenly, my old cricket coach (plays for the England disabled team) came running out (he's in a wheelchair!) telling me my mate, Mark, was dead.

Then I awoke and couldn't stop thinking about this dream.

I dreamt I was the new recruit in Dog Chapmans bounty hunter team... I was at his party and his daughter was comeing on to me .. so for some reason I drove to the shop to get 2 packs of Royals (smokes) then went back to the party where I saved them all from an attack my masked ninjas ...

I`m guessing me watching DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER on bravo was the cause of this

I can't remember what did I dream about last night, but I still remember that the other night I did dream about doing Eskimo roll with kayak, because I did talk about kayaking at the day time with a person who has trained it.

My friend who has just moved away went into the big brother house... it was very very odd.

My dream last night was linked to a dream I had a few nights ago. A few nights ago, me and this girl fell madly in love with each other but I couldn't see her face at all. Was a class dream but bizarre at the same time.

Last night, the face became visible and it turned out to be a girl I know quite well from school and see every now and again and talk to. Remember one other part quite well, we both got on the bus and suddenly the bus broke apart and split but kept going as if nothing had happened.

EEEEEK ... I need therapy

A vivid dream where I snog Little Mo from eastenders . aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh .. I cant stand the bird ...............................

I had a horrid dream last night. I dreamt I got breast implants but the surgery went wrong. Instead of looking pert and bouyant, they were sagging down to my knees and resembled strips of tagliatelle. I showed them to my friends but then, it gets worse, I tied them in a knot. They weren't impressed and neither was I. I woke up feeling depressed.

Are we allowed to discuss rude ones? Thought not, so here goes anyway...

Oh, alright, I'll whisper this as some of you may want to eat later today.

After a long, entirely kinky and detailed dream, I woke up with a painful, but not entirely unwelcome, raging erection. The kind that takes all morning to subside.

Quite a problem as I remembered I'd invited the local minister around for tea. And that child of God is a woman! Even though she's seen it before (look, what I choose to put in the velvet, mmmm, collection bag before I return it to the minister is my concern! Think of it as me returning God's gift to me, as a gift bag to Him/Her/It/That. The surprise on her face was a joy, the genuflecting and crucifix-raising an added delighted).

So anyway... what's that? Too much information? Oh yes, I agree, enough about the minister, more about my bulging erection, the pertinent *ahem* point...

Eh, what's that you say? You want to hear about the dream? Oh well, I am afraid I can't tell you my dears. Suffice to say I will be writing it all down later, copyrighting it, then taking it to a porn studio, getting Lea and other harlots to star in it, I may take a LARGE PART for myself, and then laugh all the way to the bank.

And now that you've gone to the trouble of copying and pasting this tiny text into a word processing program, so that you can read it, this SERVES YOU RIGHT!! Biggest shaggy-cat story yet...

That'll teach you for being so lecherous and curious... and you all know what it did to the cat! And I was that cat! One down, eight lives to go! And on that account, I hope no more than seven of you bothered to copy & paste this, otherwise I am in trouble!

Yes, minister, I am coming... or is that you dear?

I didn't copy and paste it into word. I just hit the quote button and read it, doofus


oh and you digust me with you're filth I'll be right over

I dreamt that I became a minister with a penchant for pink and white pussys. The rest of it was too depraved to post.

Ladies, ladies. And you both good Christians too!

You'll both burn in Hell you know...

I hope you packed your bikinis.

That is providing the Devil down below lets you have your suitcases. Oh yes, you'll discover all about being dehydrated down there. And I don't mean 'down there' in the knicker department. You two hussies seem permanently wet enough down there to put out an Australian Brush fire. Quite how your brushes got on fire, I'll never know. At leat not until I get the film developed.


I love the smell of Sulphur in the morning. It smells like... sinners getting their just desserts.

Speaking of which, where's my f-cking ice cream?

Don't tell me it melted down there? And you can choose which 'down there' I mean!