BB FANS

awww shame
I'll have to try again

she still won't get asked for a shag though

So if you continue to insult me in this way
a Las Vegas tea towel will not be coming your way
Anyway I dont need to pay for a shag
unlike you, you silly old bag

Don't have to pay cos you do it free
with anyone going is whats told to me
A Teatowel from Las Vegas how very nice
Does it come with a Korma and takeaway rice?

For goodness sake you are really clutching at straws
in an effort to make your poem rhyme with no flaws
What does curry and rice have to do with Las Vegas
You may as well mention something obscure like the artist Degas

get a grip you silly moo
so long as it rhymes I will make do
at least I am varied unlike you
who only talks of sex and poo

Holy smoke what fun this thread is
Much more fun than heading to bed is
Not that I'm in bed this early
I've earned a night out, fairly and squarely
Keyboard junkies have your fun
I'll be back when the dancing's done.

Have fun Cam(eron)
But don't have too much of a dram(eron )
So you come home drunk
smelling like a skunk

You can tell why I've avoided this game in the past can't you?!!

Just to tell you jezi indeed I can
poor rhymings is the norm I'm afraid
what makes it go down the pan
is no keyboard order, be ashamed

kripes rincewind
I should be binned
never noticed the Q-M game
oh the shame
if by my ex-English teacher these were read
I may as well consider myself dead

look lets not get in a stress
the whole thing is a complete mess
what they gonna do fire us?
or send us all to another forum on a big red bus?

zinc is very good for stress I've heard
Jezi your ok now your a respected mod
you'll sort out the good from the absurd
I just wonder who'll you'll judge just odd

xtra sure it will be moderated
as it just can't be tolerated
people using "your" instead of "you're"
the whole situation is frankly poor


I like this game.... I'm so bad yet it's super fun

Correcting grammar is quite a feat
Jezi seems to keep things neat
The power hasn't gone to her head
Well, at least not from the things I've read
Keep it up, my little "egg of creme"
You'll keep in the good books of Christine

Won't go down without a fight
If Cameron won't listen to my plight
"Egg of creme" is the worst I could be
If only everyone else could see
So fans please buy them as soon as poss
To those who hate them it won't be a loss

Eggs of chocolate always pish
makes me ill just to think
I'd rather eat sprouts in a dish
cadburys just do stink