BB FANS

This is a joke which was on one of my Birthday cards. It's a bit corny though I'm afraid:-

A frog hops into a Bank and is served by Patricia Whack, the Bank clerk.
The frog says "I'd like a loan please"
"How much do you want to borrow?"
"£20,000" says the frog.
"Can I take your name?" says Patricia.
"Kermit Jagger and my Dad's name is Mick Jagger"
Patti explains that she would need security against the loan, so the frog produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall. Very confused, Patti goes to consult the manager. She says "There's a frog outside who wants to borrow £20,000 and he wants to use this elephant as collateral. I mean what the heck is it?" and the manager said,

"It's a knick knack, Patti Whack,
give the frog a loan,
his old man's a Rolling Stone"

(sing to the tune of Knick knack paddy whack, give the dog a bone)

*Groan*

Well I liked it

I like jokes like that

Here's one for you Cheekie:
This man went into a fish restaurant where you had to pick the live fish you wanted from a fish tank. In the bottom of the fish tank was this green squid nobody wanted cos it had a hairy lip.
Chervase the waiter came to the man's table to take his order. the man said he would like the green squid with the hairy lip.
Chervase was a bit upset as the squid had been there such a long time that Chervase had become quite attached to him. He rushed into Hans (the washroom assistant) and asked him if he could take out the squid and kill him for him.
Hans didn't want to kill the squid either as he loved him too.......so that goes to show..............









Hans that do dishes can feel soft as Chervase,
for mild green
Hairy Lip Squid!!!!!!

BOOM BOOM

Brilliant!

..and I LOVE Basil Brush