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Rince if you eat sprouts instead of chocolate eggs
There will be wafts of bad odours from the top of your legs
I'm just glad I am far away from the smell
as the thought of sprouts really is hell

Eating sprouts can do some good
But are not my favourite kind of food
Chocolate now though, there's a treat
Why oh why aren't Brussels sweet?

If there's one thing that's cool
It's most definitely school
Back there tomorrow
Filled with no sorrow
Only problem is bedtime
Sticking to the rule is not so fine
However the parents well not soften
But I break the regulation often
Better go to bed soon I guess
Or there will be no more of Jess(ica!)

I think I'll give up on the idea of being a teacher... poetry is blatantly the way I should go

Muppet be nimble, muppet be quick
If you eat a creme egg, you'll surely be sick
Oh what a pity, it's awfully sad
Someday you'll like them, they're really not bad.

Have you ever seen a creme egg crushed?
I am speaking about truly mushed
This happened on the drama stairs
Talk about a true nightmare
I really want it to go away
But without any rain it's going to stay

Today I saw a Creme Egg Bar
I thought of you, Jezi, from afar
Wondered if i should post a pic
But realised it would make you sick

Creme egg bar, now that sounds yum!
Even better in my tum.
The fondant is so soft and creamy
In a bar I bet it's dreamy.

Now Cameron, I think this is really awful of you
to bump this thread which will make Jezi need the loo
you know how creme eggs make her feel sick
so stop this now, or is this what makes you tick?

A bit of persuasion is all that she needs
Until it's creme eggs on which she feeds
Lovely and luscious and sweet through and through
That creamily dreamily fondanty goo!

Now you are really pushing your luck
and are very likely to cause a ruck
please change the subject from that ghastly goo
or I will join Jezi and will throw up too

maybe its true that we really should try it
it could be the start of a brand new diet!
The C-Plan Diet could be its name
Then we'd be boosted to fortune and fame

Quick replies in this take ages to think
In poetry you can't just resort to pink
Muppet I wish you'd understand
My hatred of Creme Eggs is of the top band
They are something I'll never like
So will you just take a hike
From Ellie you should take advice
After all, she's very nice


( it's the best I can do.... even if it took hours!!)

Well, that last poem made me fall of my chair
for Jezi said I was nice and that is very rare
compliments are not what I am used to here
especially when BBoop is around to jeer

How clever you all are
But who is the star?
What good rhymes are done
Whilst having some fun

We all say nothing
But with rhyming bling
The others are blind
To the rubbish they find

Off now to watch Big Brother's little bro
It's an extra programme to keep you in the know
Lots of entertainment, a bit of fun and laughter
Anybody think it might be worthy of a BAFTA?