Aaaargh! I hate them all already!!
Can't figure out which HM I want OUT first!
The giggling boobs-out tramp! Put more clothes on love!
The Burberry Chav! Sure to headbutt the nearest mirror soon.
The loud-mouthed extrovert who never SHUTS UP!!!
That annoying, strutting tranny!
The one that went in dressed as a ballerina and wearing a balaclava.
The cold-faced bitch who thinks she's above the rest!
The boring fat one!! Has he moved yet?
The one that's had a species transplant and is now half-human, half-dog (oh wait, they're just from Newcastle..)
The one on the stilts! That'll be the most interesting thing he does all series!
The shouty one playing to the cameras! Yes, we see you dear. Wish we couldn't.
The "I'm two minutes from my next breakdown" loon!
Or that brooding, mumbling guy sharpening the knives in the kitchen!!
Grrrr!!! They get worse every year!!!
Get them out! Get them out!!! No hang on. KEEP THEM IN!! KEEP THEM IN!!!
Oooh wait.
Sorry, I'm four months early...
But I know I'm not the only one making preparations.
Look what's happening down at Blag Towers ->
