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 Post subject: Thank god it's not the 60's anymore
PostPosted: 31 Oct 02, 16:40 
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This is an actual extract from a Home Economics textbook printed in the early 60's.

When retiring to the bedroom prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom as he would have to do for his train. But remember to look your best when going to bed. Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you need to apply face-cream or hair-rollers wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night. When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him. If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it. In all things be lead by your husband's wishes, do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy. Should your husband suggest congress then accede humbly all the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's. When he reaches his moment of fulfilment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had. Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent. It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply your night time face and hair care products. You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes.
:eek: I DON'T THINK SO :eek:

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::lol::

1860's or 1960's?


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Sod that for a lark! :eek:

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::lol:: or even 1760's!!!!!!!!!!! ::lol::

Are you SURE this is genuine? I can't see my mother and her generation following this!

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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!

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Well I hope it's not genuine ${ I found it on another site.
I thought the 60's were times of swinging orgies and drug taking :eek:

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:eek: ::lol:: ::lol::


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That book would make a great wedding present :D

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man's satisfaction more important than a womans?!

bummer dude

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Hehe it would be so funny if people where still like that!

And i wish it was the 80's, Tiffany Rocked!!

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it would suck if people were still like that!

maybe ifi was a guy i'd think different though

;) {@} ::lol::

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I've read this sort of thing before, maybe from a couple of decades earlier so perhaps this was already an old book in the 60's. Thank God things have come on since then in every respect.


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Congress? ::lol::


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you must be joking, no way in a million years would i do that!!!


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lol.....


have emailed it to my company....the girls they aint impressed....perhaps it was me saying that that is how all women should behave? ${


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