I know you all love me here so it's great to be back
Anyhoo, what an "interesting" and "challenging" bunch we have this year, eh?
Initial impressions: -
Bonnie - love her! She might come across as Lesley mark 2, but she's a care worker, so that makes me prejudiced in her favour from the outset
Pete - I hope he calms down a bit, because (Tourette's aside) that "I'm so wacky and zany and FUN" act will get very tired very very quickly
George - posh pillock
Shahbaz - love him to bits. Gay Muslim from Glasgow? I bet he's hard as nails.
Lea - what was the point of booing her as she went in? I think she's going to be hilarious plus beneath all that slap and silicon, I suspect she's quite maternal
Imogen -
looks tedious, will no doubt
be tedious and should be an early evictee.
Mikey - Scouse pillock
Dawn - my favourite by a long way on first impressions. LOVED her audition, it made me literally LOL. Hope she lives up to her promise.
Glyn - young Welsh pillock
Richard - even more instantly detestable than Dan, if such a thing could be possible!
Grace - wake me up when she's evicted
Lisa - heh, should be fun
Sezer - good-looking pillock
Nikki - Chantelle wannabe, likely early evictee
LOVE the house, LOVE the new graphics and LOVE that it's going to be 13 weeks long. BRING IT ON!