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Dermot Opens His Doors

Friday 19 May E4 at 7.30.


Join us tonight for the first fun-packed BBLB of the summer. The studio will be bursting at the seams as Dermot welcomes in an host of the new Housemates family and friends.

We'll be discussing the new crew in depth and want your thoughts on them on tonight's Call BBLB: what are your first impressions of the Housemates?


Also joining Dermot on his comfy couch will be clinical psychologist Andrew McDonnell, who treats people with Tourette's Syndrome and will be giving us an insight into Housemate Pete.

Have your say on today's Call BBLB by contacting us on email, phone or text. Here's how you do it...

Email us at bblb@channel4.com

Call us on 09011 101101.

Or send your views by SMS - text STUDIO and your comments to 83188

Ch4

Yes, get the clinical psychologist out the way early so we can all enjoy 13-weeks of irony-free, guilt-free guffawing at potty-mouth Pete.

Altogether now, 1... 2... 3... "WANKERS!!!"

I wish they'd just put in on 6pm on ch4 like they used to, 7.30 on E4 just doesn't suit me at all so I will probably only watch it now and then

Is BBLB always going to be on E4?

I hope so. I hardly ever watch E4.

@ alan

BBLB stopped worth being watched a couple of years ago. It is basically 3 minutes of content stretched out to fill 30 minutes.

DAILY FORMAT
Weeeeeeeeelcome to BBLB (Dermon does a spin on 1 leg strikes a pose then slaps his clip board)

The time now is (Looooong pause while he pushes ear piece into ear while making what he thinks is a funny face then takes 2 steps backwards, while jumping from left leg to right leg then looks to camera with that 'arent I clever' look) Yes I am just getting it, the time now is seven (big pause) yes it is now 7.35 (yes it has taken 5 minutes for him to get that out)

We have a packed show for you today, so much to get through (starts walking off towards the studio stops talking while he does another twirl) that we are going to be pushed to get it all in.

(BB ident is played then goes back to Dermot) Yes my friends it is day one in the BB house and it is now 7.38 on this beatuifully bright friday.

Dermot now waits for the camera to do a long zoom in followed by an even longer zoom out.

Today we have so much to tell you, it has all been happening in the house today and we have the friends and families of some of the housemates and what lovely friends and families they are too.

Wait for camera to pan 360 degrees returning to Dermot who does another spin and freezes into a pose as he points to the friends and families of a couple of HM


Here they are ladies and gentlemen (Dermot jumps over the sofa and performs another spin) ITS THE FRIENDS AND FAMILY EVERYONE

Waits for audience hooping to stop

Ok so just before we go to the friends and family here (are you ready for this) is (speaks slowly and drags out every syllabal) Little Brothers (looks to camera,pauses for a couple of seconds and then gives one of those head nods he does) BIG NEWS (usually something that doesnt warrant that title)


(BBLB ident plays again, return to dermot in long shot with him leaning againts a table or other object standing on one leg while swing the other one backwards and forwards)

We will be right back ..... (pause) ....... after this break

(commercial break)

Welcome back it is now 7.46 on day one and things are hotting up in the house.

So tell us what you think about (some rubbish poll) call us now on our premium rate number, its juuuuuuuust for (pauses for effect) Fun.

and so it goes on and on and on and on

This show was great until a couple of years ago now it should be called the "watch the faces Dermot can make and see him hop jump skip and drag out a load of info that really is not that interesting at all)

Somethings haven't changed then the girls like him though

Brilliant E13lad, and actually quite depressing in its accuracy

Managed to watch most of it but doubt if I will be a regular viewer.

oh it's great to have you back E13lad

Cheers - Its good to be back

Hi E13Lad, sorry forgot to say, well done on your BBLB script. Brilliant, as usual. Let's hope the show gets better as it matures

Hi JimD, I think BBLB has lost it for good. As much as I detested BBBM the first year, it has improved, unfortuanately the opposite must be said for BBLB.