BB FANS

THREESY DOES IT, RUSSELL..

THERE'S still plenty of loving going around on promiscuous Primrose Hill. I can reveal Kate Moss' "new" bloke, rising telly star Russell Brand, has now turned his attentions to her best mate - Sadie Frost!

The pair have become incredibly close and I'm told Brand, 30, is totally smitten with Jude Law's 40-year-old ex-wife. My spy tells me: "Brand just can't keep away from Sadie. And she's just loving all the attention. Kate Moss had a fling with Brand - but he's now getting to know Sadie a little better. Kate is a free spirit and cool with that. They're one big happy family."

And Big Brother's Big Mouth host Brand is certainly not complaining. I hear he's a game boy and more than happy to hang out with fun-loving Sadie and Kate, 32. Last week the girls went to see his stand-up show together at a tiny North London pub. Afterwards, the trio got a cab to Annabel's nightclub where Russell was helping host a charity auction. The TV funnyman was cheered on by Sadie, while Kate snogged Jemima Khan. The threesome then went to the Funky Buddha bar before all going back to the comic's Hampstead home. Sundaymirror

Aaaaaaaaw, how disappointing.

I thought this thread's title was the invitation to join some happy clappy Victorian Parlour game.

Shall I start off?

"Russell Brand's new girlfriend is.... as blind as a bat."

"Russell Brand's new girlfriend is.... as mad as a hatter."

"Russell Brand's new girlfriend is.... as dumb as a very thick post."

"Russell Brand's new girlfriend is.... as desperate as her beaux TV host."

"Russell Brand's new girlfriend is.... Heather Mills the monoped gold digger."

"Russell Brand's new girlfriend is.... a zonked-out of her brain, all-night ligger."

Russell Brand is neither high profile or wealthy enough for La Mills

I second that emotion. Separated at birth: -

Russell Brand



Oddbod Junior out of Carry On Screaming: -

Good luck to him- Id be doing the same if I was hot property. What boy wouldnt?

Jemima Khan, Sadie Frost, Kate Moss?

Three needy freaks. No thanks!!

(They'll probably have their own BBC3 show with that name soon.)

that is so accurate

Why do they keep subjecting us to him?
Dermot & Davina sure arn't really needing him there to make them look good.

Truely just can't work out why he's part of the setup.

Well, unlike the more famous McBawl and O'Weary:

1. He's funny.
2. He has a good way with people.
3. He actually watches Big Brother.
4. Gerbilgranny threatened to torch Channel 4 to the ground if he's ever sacked.

Can't we just torch him instead?

I can't believe how popular Russell Bland is on this forum compared to the 2 longstanding presenters, he's just a moron!!

Aaah.

He is good though. Nowhere near as good as he and the media (and his BBFans groupies: GG, Vagabond et al) portray him to be.

But he's a damn sight (and a damnable sight) more entertaining than "Look, I'm Pregnant Again!" and "Look at me, ain't I just the cutest?"

Oh don't get me wrong I'm far from a big Davina fan, but Dermot's ok, he's certainly not done alot wrong.
Your 'look at me phrase' you put to him certainly applies to Russell!!
I can't bring myself to watch anything he presents anymore.

What???? Dermot is preggers again?????

And if you ask me Davina should buy one of her exercise videos from the 20p bins at Poundstretcher, too much 'Nutreese' going through her mouth if you ask me!

Oh, hes the best presenter of the lot, but I'm probably on record as not being a massive fan of them

I may have even done a thread on it

yet he does watch the show which haves him one-up over dermot, and an innings and 721 runs up over divina