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Crappy Shoppers

Thank goodness smelly vision hasn't made it's way over to the UK yet.

It's amazing isn't it? Every year, nearly every single shopping list, these innumerate bozos always overspend!

finchy · **Joined:** 16 Jun 02, 3:46 **Posts:** 11820

Aaah good, back to the BB1 days of wiping their arses with their hands then! ::lol::

Or probably not, BB's gone soft these days and will find some way of giving them some.

E13Lad

well if they havent got loo rolls thet shouldnt panic.

They always have Shabaz who is a total *rsewipe

GENGHIS KHAN

Glim has no need for bog roll, his red shorts can do anything

JimD

Channel 4
Sunday 21 May
Day 4, 13:00

There's a nasty stench hanging around the House today... and Dawn is being blamed for it.

Four shower-less days have seemingly taken their toll on Dawn's scent, prompting Lea to accuse the 38-year-old of polluting her towel, with the stale stench of human sweat. The sensitive-nosed Housemates found the offending object hanging conspicuously in the bathroom.

"It smells of BO," noted Nikki, aghast. When Lea realised the towel was hers, she proceeded to kick up a stink.

"What dirty b****** has used my towel?" she shrieked. "Dirty, dirty animal!" The identity of the dirty so-and-so soon became clear, with Sezer revealing it was Dawn.

"She hasn't showered for four days," said Grace, while Nikki claimed she "doesn't use deodorant".

"I feel sorry for her, she needs her suitcase," said Richard sympathetically. But Lea was not so forgiving, continuing to angrily mutter "dirty b******" repeatedly.

Dawn, meanwhile, was oblivious to the whole thing because no one confronted her about it.

Maybe they're just scared to get too close...

alanlapin

This is why exercise is a bad thing. It makes you sweat and your body ache.

There's plenty of more funs ways to burn off excess calories...

pikeylass

Yes.Drink plenty of alcohol.It speeds up the metabolic process.

finchy · **Joined:** 16 Jun 02, 3:46 **Posts:** 11820

C4BB

Quote:

Happy Shoppers
Day 4, 14:30
Toilet roil crisis averted as the groceries arrive...

The House breathed a collective sigh of relief when the shopping arrived complete with loo roll and a load of booze.

There had been fears the vital items would be left off the list after the Brotherhood members miscalculated the bill. And with the House already starting to pong, the implications of a week without bog roll seemed almost too horrendous to contemplate.

But blushes - and pants - were saved when Big Brother handed over their weekly supplies.

"There are loo rolls, look at them!" beamed a relieved Nikki.

"And we've got wine," purred an equally pleased Lisa, until she realised there was no washing up liquid, at which point she swore.

But this was the only blemish. And, despite Shabhaz's subsequent sobbing about the whole stressful affair, Imogen assured him he'd done a good job.

"We're so happy - we've got water, beer, wine and chocolate," said the Welsh lass.

There was a load of food too, but no one seemed to care much about that...

"I'm so excited I don't know what to eat first," beamed Nikki.

How's that work then? Overspend massively and still get what was supposedly taken off? Hmm.

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