BB FANS

Anyone got a spare tenner?

brilliant as usual Alan. Though who is paying who?

Don't know what people like about Grace, seems like a stuck up dull cow to me. No wonder she's being all couply with the uber dull Mikey, they go well together. Yet still no-one cares!
And Imogen is damaged goods now Sleazer has oozed all over her.

Well, I've already had Shahbampot. Worst tenner I ever spent, so you can't blame me for grabbing it back.

I'll have a go on the Welsh wonder (the wonder being how she ever represented Wales in Miss World, was Maggot unavailable?) and then go for a quick ride on Horse-Face.





Why oh why oh why! More Muckswill & Swastikia couplings.

It's boring...

I wish everytime these drips jump into bed with each other or start fondling each other like chimps that a man/woman would come in with a cattle-prod and eletrocute them. Like a Zoo Keeper rattling on the bars of the cage, or getting the hose out.

Filthy little animals!

Oh what an evil idea.....cold rig up the beds with electrical circuits that will give anyone on the bed an electric shock if anything wet falls on the sheets

And that's the water hose, before anyone says anything!

I am all for that. However, Glyn would never get any sleep!! Good!

Has there ever been anything in the house wetter than Glyn?

Erm....yes...Penny (bb2)

Genius!



Craig Coates' pillow!

Excellent examples both Finchy and Pikeylass.

There HAVE been wetter things than Glyn in BB.

I stand corrected (which I have also paid for in my time...) Ouch, mistress!








(just kidding, I've NEVER paid for sex. Begged a few times... but never paid...)

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you're going to take risks hope you double bag!

No, I'm strickly a front door man.
The little girls are a bore,
but the big ones have delicious mammary glands.

You all leave my lovely Glyn alone he is a lovely boy and his saintly presence is showing up the turds in the house for what they are........chavs the lot of them

I vote BB lock all the doors and windows with the HMs inside.

Fill up the house with tonnes of water*, and see just how good a life guard Glyn is...

They'll all be drowned in minutes!

Then again, sh!t floats!








* I know there's a water shortage and all, but it's in a good cause. You can all make that extra bit of sacrifice.