BB FANS

I think I would need four wheels and an engine to get him even remotely warm

Hey this thread was designed to whine about the bb presenters!! So please stop talking about getting cam "Hot" anywhere please, as its making me slightly queasy

I am a man of simple pleasures though. As long as I still get my ice cream, I'm happy.

do you think they have worked out what icecream is code word for yet?

They don't call me mrs handcuffs and whippy for nothing you know

What is the going rate? A tenner?

whoops I missed that

a tenner for the whip but no extras. Oh and don't even think about robbing it back with that truncheon in your pocket

Oh, I'm much more sophisticated now. I use this special tenner attached to a fishing line.

Always works!

I've been using it so long nobody has noticed the monarch on the note is Henry VIII!!!

Result!!

These vanilla fools? Not bloomin' likely!

a true Scot. I'm surprised you didn't ask if I was having a sale

Play your cards right and I'll take you all around the world quicker than Dee Caffari, Arriba!

Do enough friggin' in the riggin' and you can circumnavigate my globes.

Loved Davina on Gods gift and BB1. Her interviews are embarrasing, her funny asides simply arent, every sentence she utters I can utter 5 seconds before her as it is always sooooo predictable.

Dermot well I have said it on here before, BBLB is just 3 minutes of info about whats going on in the house padded out with a 10 minute quiz along the lines of Does Shabaz refer to himself as

1. The lemon puff packer
2. The paki poof
3. The puffy Packet

Drag out each question for 3 minutes and then give the winner a crap prize.

Get someone to dress up as a HM and go visit their friends (WOW) takes up 10 minutes.

Call BBLB on premuim rate number (repeat several times) to say "I like (insert HM name here")

Count how many times Dermot jumps over the sofa


As for Russel

OH GOD! Best of a bad bunch but lines like " if your bored in the middle of the night you can call that thing called the mouthpiece, you know the mouthpiece, its that thaing you can call in the middle of the night when your throwing up after 30 beers and 5 kebabs and you just want to get the things that disturb you about big brother off your chest, yes you know that thing which some of you have called especially aunty edna from brighton who has a big p*ss stain on the front of her Brenford Nylon nighty. You could win one of these things that does everything you could want, I dont know what it is but if you call the thing we call the mouthpiece you could win one ans have it with chips for your dinner. Naughty Nora called the mouthpiece and whooooooooo is she a naughty one, she once grabbed me by the niagra falls and pulled my ball sack so hard I oooooo ooooo had tears in my eyes, you know what its like dont you fellas. Here is Nora with some really scary music just like you hear in those horror films you know the ones where things jump out and get you and scarey women like Mrs slocom from are you being served is flashing all her bits at you. Shut up its my turn to talk, ok here is naught Nora"


I mean WTF, this is DIRE but BBBM beats BBLB hands down and that really is saying something.