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Day 6, 22:50
With Shahbaz gone, the Big Brotherhood is missing a leader. So Big Brother asked a housemate who's not a member of the Big Brotherhood to enter the Diary Room.
Mikey answered the call, immediately shoving him up the greasy pole of power to become joint leader of the Brotherhood with Lisa. The good news for Mikey is that he's now immune from the first eviction and will receive his suitcase tonight.
"Why didn't I go?" screamed Nikki, holding her head. "What's wrong with me?"
"Get back in your pram," teased Richard.
Presented with two Brotherhood berets, newly crowned leader Mikey had to pick one further housemate to join the Big Brotherhood. With the Diary Room beamed to the lounge, the housemates watched as Mikey chose George, for being a 'good lad'.
Bonnie and Dawn looked on, while Nikki look resigned and Imogen quietly fumed. Could Mikey be punishing Imogen for resisting his advances?
Big Brother then announced that two final housemates will be chosen to join the Brotherhood tomorrow, with the remaining housemates up for automatic eviction, never to receive their suitcases.
Cruel, Big B. And it's only week one.
So 3 housemates up for eviction this week it would seem. Bonnie, Glyn and Dawn I'd imagine. Let's hope Nikki gets her suitcase or we're in for a whole new world of moaning!