BB FANS

UK Big Brother Forums






Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 11 posts ] 
Author Message
 Post subject: The SUNDAY Papers 28-05-2006
PostPosted: 28 May 06, 0:16 
Offline
Moderator
User avatar
 Profile

Joined: 04 Jun 02, 19:40
Posts: 29944
Location: Middle England
Sayonara Shahbaz, you’re sorely missed

By Cameron Stout

FEW Big Brother seasons have had such an eventful first week. The side-door from the Diary Room has seen active service.

Sayonara, Shahbaz. Don’t forget to write, Dawn. Bye-bye, Bonnie. Never has there been such a haemorrhaging of housemates.

First to exit, bloodied but unbowed, was Shahbaz after five days in which he alienated every other house member to the extent that they tied the garden doors shut with belts to keep him out in the cold.
Edifying
Not an edifying sight. But Shahbaz had even managed to distance himself from Peter and Lea, who had been prepared to help him.
Attention-seeking seems to be as much a nervous tic with him as Tourette’s is with Peter. The boy just can’t help it.
Appearing on satellite shows like Big Brother’s Little Brother after his departure, Shahbaz appealed to the studio floor for validation, asking, “Did you see my meltdown?” To him an audience is like oxygen.
He’s been reported as saying that he concealed his use of anti-depressants to get through the rigorous audition process, but I’m dubious about this.

When I was going through the selection process, Big Brother wanted access to my medical records, which were clean as a whistle since I hadn’t been to the doctor since I was about 11. Any evidence of depression would surely have been picked up.

Full story Sunday Post


Top
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: 28 May 06, 1:03 
Offline
Moderator
User avatar
 Profile

Joined: 04 Jun 02, 19:40
Posts: 29944
Location: Middle England
Evicted Bonnie backs Lea for BB win

DailySnack
27/05/06

Big Brother evictee Bonnie said she hoped Lea would win the competition after she became the first person to be voted out of the house.

The 20-year-old from Loughborough, Leicestershire, was the third contestant to leave the seventh series of the reality TV show, after a tempestuous first week saw Shahbaz walk out and Dawn ejected for breaking the rules.

Bonnie had been nominated to face the public vote along with 18-year-old sixth-form head boy Glyn. In the public vote, Bonnie received a massive 78% of the votes cast. On hearing she was to be evicted, the care worker said "Oh!"

Interviewed live on Channel 4 by Davina McCall after her eviction, Bonnie said she thought it was her time to come out of the house. "I don't care anyway," she said defiantly when she saw the 'Big Brotherhood' give her only one vote - from Lea.

She tearfully said she missed the 35-year-old model from Birmingham, her only real friend in the house. "I just clicked with her straight away, I can't wait to see her again to be honest," she said.

And although she said she thought Nikki or Pete would be the seventh Big Brother winner, she said she hoped Lea would win "because she's having a bit of a tough time in there, because she thinks people hate her or something".

Of her time in the house, Bonnie said: "You try and live with them for a week, it's weird. I used to sit there just bored out of my brains."

She said she had not learned very much about herself in the short time she spent in the Big Brother house, except that she needed her clothes. She added that the atmosphere in the house was weird, and she had expected more conflicts between the housemates.

Asked about Shahbaz, who left after alienating himself from all the other housemates, she said he had made her laugh. "He was the highlight of my first few days," she said.

The part-time care worker, who works with people who have Downs Syndrome, had been the bookies' favourite to leave the house after she failed to make an impact. The 20-year-old has been planning to leave her Leicestershire home for London after the show, where she will "blaze it up and be more famous than Madonna".


Top
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: 28 May 06, 1:47 
Offline
Moderator
User avatar
 Profile

Joined: 04 Jun 02, 19:40
Posts: 29944
Location: Middle England
Three down - and 81 days still to go ...

Andrew Anthony
Sunday May 28, 2006
The Observer

Where were you when Shahbaz walked out of the Big Brother house? It's not quite the Kennedy assassination, I'll concede, but we can't choose the gravity of the times in which we live. I know precisely where I was at this momentous moment in our history. I was watching the highlights of the previous day's Big Brother.

It was as if on 22 November 1963, instead of screening the Dallas motorcade, TV bulletins had gone with JFK's speech the night before to the Aerospace Medical Centre in San Antonio. Surely we have reached the stage in the Big Brother era when such dramatic events call for a newsflash: 'We interrupt this documentary on the crisis in Darfur to inform you that Nikki is throwing a wobbler in the diary room.'

In the lag between the live action and the edited updates it becomes hard to sustain the illusion that we're witnessing reality unfold. By the time the Geordie announcer tells us it's

'Dee Sex' it's Day Seven, and we've already read in the papers what happened yesterday.

Of course, there is the option of watching the thing live but that precludes the possibility of life, in the sense of having one. You can't be an E4 dilettante. It's a full-time commitment. Each time I dip in, the camera seems to capture someone removing their nasal hair in the bathroom - good luck to you if that's your bag, but it's a little enigmatic for my tastes - or a group talking about what? Pet care? Kitchen utensils? And for reasons I've never fully understood, this riveting conversation is often censored with a tweeting bird soundtrack.

The answer might be a colour code alert that could be sent to computers and mobile phones. In the manner of the Homeland Security advisory system, blue would signify 'guarded' - general risk of tears; yellow 'elevated' - strong likelihood of flouncing; orange 'high' - a walk-out imminent; and red 'priapic' - growing danger of a lewd act.

Perhaps that's something to look forward to in the next series, but what does this one offer? Has it, as some have suggested, gone too far? When this lot were first introduced 10 days ago it did seem as if a limit had been reached, if only in my tolerance for the ordeal ahead. Pete, the Tourette's sufferer who came across like Lee Evans after an espresso jag, appeared close to unwatchable. But he's subsequently settled down to become the most sympathetic character and must be a shoo-in to win.

Similarly Shahbaz, the self-proclaimed 'wacky Paki poofter', looked set to redefine the concept of irritating. 'I think the nation should see,' he announced, 'that there are gay Muslims out there that are not all terrorists.' As anti-stereotype statements go, it was hardly definitive, sounding more like a collective outing of al-Qaeda. Simultaneously camp, cloying, capricious and catty, Shahbaz was a walking c-word. And yet - and herein lies the redemptive power of Big Brother - by the time he asked to leave he seemed like a perfectly nice chap.

It's amazing what a nervous breakdown can do for a man's personality. Shahbaz said that he felt as if he'd been peeled like an onion, layer by layer. He might have added chopped and diced, too, such was the sobbing state to which he'd been reduced by a campaign of what Nikki calls 'amniosity'. Not since Piggy had his glasses stolen in Lord of the Flies has there been such an ugly case of group bullying.

'We're locked up with an evil, sadistic monster,' said the human ledge that is Leah, demonstrating the same gift for moderation that appears to have informed her cosmetic enhancement.

Leah was one of a number of contestants who, after Shahbaz went code orange, triggered their own blue and yellow alerts. And they have produced the sort of hysterical crying more normally associated with a funeral in Beirut. What seems to have been the problem is the group's unfamiliarity with some of the Big Brother rules, in particular the one that specifies that each week a contestant is voted out of the house.

'I'm not going to be humiliated,' stated Dawn. Nikki spoke protectively of her own dignity, an element of her character that so far she has yet to reveal to the audience. And Bonnie, or 'Bonnah', said that she was not prepared to be 'judged'.

And nor was Dawn, who come Thursday didn't stay to see dusk. To lose one housemate before Friday's first eviction, Mr Bazalgette, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose two looks like a dodgy selection process. I think we can accept that the occasional highly fragile and possibly suicidal social outcast will slip through Endemol's rigorous vetting procedures, but why so many crybabies?

It's interesting in this respect that the two oldest housemates have gone, if we discount Leah who says she's 35 (we must assume that this is a mean figure derived by adding together her own age and that of her implants and dividing the total by two). What's left is already beginning to look like a teenage slumber party. That might be OK for The OC fans but for those of us of a fuller-bodied vintage, the code-red voyeurism strays awkwardly close to an arrestable offence.

As a result Richard, the Canadian muscle queen, may come to rue his Daffyd-like determination to be the only gay in the village. He orchestrated Shahbaz's downfall with a show of ruthless rabble-rousing that would have shamed even George Galloway. But now he's isolated without a natural ally among the remaining housemates. Richard, you may recall, boasted that his preference was for 'really big dumb men'. If he doesn't move fast to break up the canoodling kids, that may prove to be an almost onanistic statement of self-love.

To my mind, some of the most entertaining television of the past year was to be found in Celebrity Big Brother's Big Mouth, and all of it was due to Russell Brand. He looks like someone who played the bongos in T- Rex, and talks like the ******* offspring of Stephen Fry and Jade Goody, but I can't think of anyone since Jonathan Ross first arrived who has displayed such an instinctive ability to reach out of the screen and grab the viewer by the funny bone.

Brand is a completely different performer to Ross, more dangerous than risque, and it's hard to imagine he will ever evolve - or want to evolve - into a mainstream presenter. His leaps of imagination are unconstrained by any fear that the audience might not be able to follow him. He just seems to say whatever comes into his mind and more often than not it's inspired.

So far in Big Brother's Big Mouth he hasn't quite hit his drainpiped stride, which is understandable given the marathon length of the gig. But even on one of his relatively quiet nights he's worth watching. It will be intriguing to see him in a different format but I presume anxious TV executives are at a loss as to what that might be.


Top
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: 28 May 06, 14:22 
Offline
Big Brother
User avatar
 WWW  YIM  Profile

Joined: 03 Jun 04, 17:43
Posts: 6434
Location: UK, London
re: Andrew Anthony
Sunday May 28, 2006
The Observer

Superb article. One of the best things I've read in many months.
--
The whole 'code orange' alert system, ha...that'd be something I can indeed imagine one day.

Calrissian: time for lunch


Top
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: 28 May 06, 14:28 
Offline
Big Brother
User avatar
 WWW  Profile

Joined: 17 Jul 05, 22:48
Posts: 3818
Location: Near Derby
Why didn't anyone warn me Russell Bland was going to be in NOTW. I wouldn't have bought it if I'd known.


Top
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: 28 May 06, 15:56 
Offline
Big Brother addict
User avatar
 Profile

Joined: 29 Feb 04, 17:29
Posts: 669
Location: Derby, East Midlands
That is a briiliant article.

I agree it is a very young house now, pairing off, hugs all around and it is a lot like a sleepover.

_________________
Heather


Top
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: 28 May 06, 16:31 
Offline
Moderator
User avatar
 Profile

Joined: 04 Jun 02, 19:40
Posts: 29944
Location: Middle England
For those of you with a taste for gory details


"BULLY" SEZER BEGGED ME FOR SEX

GRACE GOT PURR-VY IN A PVC CATSUIT

All in the News of the World


Top
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: 28 May 06, 16:43 
Offline
Moderator
User avatar
 Profile

Joined: 04 Jun 02, 19:40
Posts: 29944
Location: Middle England
Sunday, May 28, 2006

BB gets down and dirty
By SIMON ROTHSTEIN
Sun Online

THINGS are about to get very messy in the Big Brother house as the contestants face a week without toilet rolls and shower gel.

Imogen failed her task in the Big Brother "game show", with various goodies on a £500 dream shopping list up for grabs.

The Welsh lass was put on the spot when she took a trip to the loo and was then locked inside.

She was ordered to sit on the toilet and told she was playing for 24 toilet rolls and and a week's supply of lime shower gel.

Imogen was then given 10 seconds to answer the question: "Who was the ninth housemate to enter the House?"

She held her hands to her face as the clock ticked down and then jumped from her seat when she heard a noise above her which turned out to be a green cascade of gunge.

Imogen successfully dodged the gunk but failed to give the correct answer, Glyn.

She explained afterwards: "I didn't even say a name, I didn't have time."

Earlier, George and Sezer triumphed in the first round of the game show that also requires all housemates to wear laminated name badges and complete the show's catch-phrase - Big Brother will get back to you - when they hear BB say the first three words of it.

The remaining contestants will get a series of challenges over the next couple of days in the contest, called Meal or No Meal.

Each challenge, or round, will involve the housemates attempting to win a different section of the list.

But, if they fail the task, all they will be left with is basic food rations for the week.

In the first round - named Who Are You? - primary school children were shown on a plasma screen describing various house-mates.

George and Sezer correctly guessed who was being described by each child and won the confectionery and soft drinks section of the shopping list.


Top
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: 28 May 06, 17:20 
Offline
Big Brother
User avatar
 Profile

Joined: 16 Jun 02, 3:46
Posts: 11820
Quote:
She held her hands to her face as the clock ticked down and then jumped from her seat when she heard a noise above her which turned out to be a green cascade of gunge.

Imogen successfully dodged the gunk


Shame it missed. But having said that, it would only have been the second largest amount of slime dumped on her this series, after all the amount of time she spends with Sleazer.

_________________
Image Image


Top
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: 28 May 06, 17:25 
Offline
Moderator
User avatar
 Profile

Joined: 04 Jun 02, 19:40
Posts: 29944
Location: Middle England
BIG BROTHER’S BIG MISTAKE

The latest series of the reality TV show has barely begun, but Channel 4 has already been criticised by psychologists for its mental health screening process after Glaswegian Shahbaz threatened suicide. Barry Didcock reports on the battle between ratings and responsibility

AS the presses rolled on last week’s copy of Heat, the self-styled “official Big Brother magazine”, staff were probably crowing at the headline they had come up with to introduce this year’s housemates. “Unleash the mentalists” it read. Even by Heat’s high standards, it was a beaut.
Accompanying it was a spread of pictures featuring, among others, Tourette’s syndrome sufferer Pete Bennett, “wacky Paki poof” Shahbaz Chauhdry from Glasgow, and bunny girl Nikki Grahame. “The most bonkers lot ever to grace the BB house,” said the magazine’s editorial.

But by the time Heat actually hit the newsstands on Tuesday the headline wasn’t looking so clever. “Shahbaz on suicide watch”, screamed the same day’s Sun on its front page, relaying the fact that the 37-year-old had threatened to kill himself. Hours later the Mental Health Foundation, which had been deluged with calls and e-mails over the weekend voicing concerns about Shahbaz’s mental state, issued an open letter to Channel 4’s director of programming Kevin Lygo asking him to outline exactly what psychological screening measures were in place to ensure the welfare of the Big Brother contestants. At the time of writing, the Mental Health Foundation had not received a reply, but Channel 4 is promising a prompt response.

By Wednesday, the rest of the red tops had caught up with the turbulent events playing themselves out in the Big Brother house. At 8pm on Tuesday, Shahbaz had left the house after a 90-minute consultation with a nebulous entity known only as “Big Brother’s producers”. He did not say goodbye to his fellow housemates – unsurprising as by that point they had handcuffed him, gagged him, locked him out of the house, stolen what few clothes he had and taken to leaving any room he walked into. And so he left, in pieces, which may have been the same state in which he arrived.

He did, however, appear on spin-off show Big Brother’s Little Brother on Wednesday night, after his departure from the Big Brother house had been shown. There he told presenter Dermot O’Leary: “I am disturbed … I don’t know if I’ll survive in the outside world.”

Television regulator Ofcom has received 184 complaints about Big Brother so far, 150 of them relating to that Wednesday night episode. It’s a large amount, but by no means the largest ever received. When 2005 Big Brother contestant Kinga simulated sex with a wine bottle, there were 259 complaints. And 517 people contacted Ofcom when, in the same series, Zimbabwean nurse Makosi was evicted, the imputation then being that there was a racist element to the crowd response and that the manner in which presenter Davina McCall conducted the traditional post-eviction interview amounted to racial discrimination. In neither case was Big Brother found to be in breach of Ofcom’s code.

Shahbaz is currently “holed up in a hotel room” – the words are those of a Channel 4 insider quoted in The Sun on Thursday – where he is, once more, on suicide watch under the scrutiny of “mental health experts” (another nebulous term). “He is not a well man,” continued the insider.

Meanwhile, Pete Bennet has become the bookies’ favourite to win Big Brother 2006, a rich irony given that it was his inclusion which Channel 4 expected to generate the most – excuse the pun – heat. Instead it is a different issue which has jumped up to bite Channel 4: a mental health issue, certainly, but not quite the one the station was expecting.

Exactly how much psychological screening goes on before contestants are allowed into the Big Brother house and how rigorous that screening is has been a controversial subject since the show’s inception. But it has never before come quite so sharply or tragically into focus.

Channel 4 won’t reveal the name of the consultant psychologist who advises on all aspects of housemate psychology. They will say, however, that the person is a chartered clinical psychologist with an MSc in psychotherapy and a BA in psychology, and that they are a member of the British Psychological Society.

In a statement, Channel 4 added: “The welfare of all our housemates is of the utmost importance to us and housemates are intensively screened by professionals to ensure they are psychologically strong enough to cope with their experiences. During their time in the house, housemates are monitored 24 hours a day and psychologists are on hand to talk about any concerns they have.”

One of those who tuned in last week to watch Big Brother was Daniel Sokol, a medical ethicist at Imperial College, London. Sokol didn’t like what he saw and isn’t convinced that Channel 4’s screening and assessment procedures are intense enough.

“ It seemed quite plain to me that these people were not psychologically robust – certainly not Shahbaz. Besides, how do the psychologists define ’psychologically robust’? I wanted the psychologists of the show to clarify the methods of assessment that they use. The whole Shahbaz debacle was, to me, just further evidence that the validity of their assessments is dubious.”

Nikki Grahame is another that Sokol has worries about. Indeed, a friend of Grahame’s has already gone public with her own concerns, describing the 24-year-old as an unstable anorexic who she fears might kill herself. Viewers had a taste of Grahame’s instability last Saturday night when a lack of bottled water sent her into an explosive temper tantrum in the diary room.

Shahbaz has since claimed that he duped the Big Brother producers by not telling them that he had been prescribed antidepressants in the past. “But,” says Sokol, “that raises the question of how thorough the [psychological] examination is. Is it just 10 minutes or do they have access to the contestants’ medical records? If they did have Shahbaz’s medical records, they would have known he was on anti depressants, that he was treated for psychological frailty.”

Sokol also wonders if the consent of the contestants itself is valid given that Rule 14 of the Big Brother Rule Book states that Big Brother can change any rule it wants. “Is it ethical to make these contestants, some of whom may be obsessed with fame, do practically anything?” says Sokol. “Does that constitute valid consent?”

THESE questions of assessment, consent and medical history are thorny ones and a potential minefield for makers of reality TV shows. One person who has seen the process close up is Dr Cynthia McVey, a psychology lecturer at Glasgow Caledonian University.

“Nobody who is psychologically unstable or particularly vulnerable should be allowed to take part because they are subjected to quite a lot of stress and humiliation, by Big Brother not giving them their suitcases, or by other housemates,” she says.

McVey has been involved in an advisory capacity on several reality TV programmes, including Castaway, the year-long programme made by Lion TV for the BBC which followed the trials and tribulations of 36 people living on the Hebridean island of Taransay.

For that show and others McVey has developed psychological profiling tests which she believes are tight, accurate and – most importantly – hard to beat. If there is psychological frailty, she says she will uncover it.

She recalls an incident during the making of Castaway in which the programme makers wanted to include a person whom the tests had deemed unsuitable. “What we found was that this person was above average on depression and above average on anxiety.”

The BBC went back to the contestant and asked to speak to their GP. The GP then told the BBC that the contestant was, in McVey’s words, “psychologically vulnerable” and should on no account be allowed on to the programme. However, such laborious checks are expensive and time-consuming and it is all too easy to cut corners – or find accommodating psychologists.

Of course even those who survive the Big Brother house have another challenge facing them – how to deal with life after they leave. A fortnight ago, Makosi was interviewed on TV by Lorraine Kelly. She spent most of the interview in tears and told Kelly: “Since leaving the house I’ve felt so depressed. In fact, I think about killing myself every day … It all stems from the treatment I got when I left the house. The audience thought I had just been manipulative.” Kelly later described her as “a damaged soul”.

Cynthia McVey has her own story to tell. She met “Nasty Nick” – Nick Bateman, from the first Big Brother series – at a Royal Television Society event. “He did say that he had met other Big Brother contestants who had said that they were distressed afterwards, were depressed and – this is anecdotal obviously – were on antidepressants.”

Even Germaine Greer has felt Big Brother’s sting. She participated in Celebrity Big Brother in 2005, but walked out after five days. She later said programme makers used “superior bullying” tactics and called the house a “fascist prison”.

“You’re playing with peoples’ lives,” says McVey. “The contestants are only in the house for a few weeks, but the repercussions of that for the rest of their lives in terms of their self-perception and their self-esteem can be immense.”

And yet – and here is the deepest irony – we remain transfixed, tuning in every night in our millions to watch the trauma, collision, screeching and injury. Not for nothing do we call it car-crash television, but how will we cope when we have a human write-off to deal with?

28 May 2006
SundayHerald


Top
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: 28 May 06, 19:10 
Offline
Big Brother
User avatar
 Profile

Joined: 24 May 04, 15:56
Posts: 7767
Some guy called Andrew Anthony on 28 May:

Quote:
To my mind, some of the most entertaining television of the past year was to be found in Celebrity Big Brother's Big Mouth, and all of it was due to Russell…..I can't think of anyone since Jonathan Ross first arrived who has displayed such an instinctive ability to reach out of the screen and grab the viewer by the funny bone.

Brand is a completely different performer to Ross, more dangerous than risque, and it's hard to imagine he will ever evolve - or want to evolve - into a mainstream presenter. His leaps of imagination are unconstrained by any fear that the audience might not be able to follow him. He just seems to say whatever comes into his mind and more often than not it's inspired.

So far in Big Brother's Big Mouth he hasn't quite hit his drainpiped stride, which is understandable given the marathon length of the gig. But even on one of his relatively quiet nights he's worth watching.



gerbilgranny on 7th January, referring to Russell Brand…


Quote:
I see great things ahead! Lo!



It’s all coming along very nicely. :)

_________________
One of the 18%.


Top
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 11 posts ] 


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
cron
Powered by phpBB © phpBB Group. All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective owners. Material breaching copyright laws should be reported to webmaster (-at-) bbfans.com. BBFans.com is in no way affilated with Channel4 or Endemol.