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PostPosted: 28 May 06, 12:03 
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Pete got an ear-bashing from Lisa tonight after climbing into bed with Lea - and realised his usual bed buddy is not a woman easily discouraged.

The upholsterer has caught the House love bug and is making no bones of the fact she wants Pete. "You don't know what to do about it, do ya?" asked Sezer, as the rocker emerged from a Diary Room chat looking pained.

But Pete did have a plan - involving another woman.

Lisa entered the bedroom to find him in bed beside Lea, and promptly made it clear, she doesn't share. Whipping off the duvet, she dragged Pete back to her bed. "You better get back in there," she warned, as Richard squealed with laughter.

"How could ya? I can't believe you sneaked into another woman's bed," she berated.

Having spotted him the night before with his head on Lea's ample bosom, she asked, "Do you think my boobs are too small?"

"Yes, that's the reason. Get bigger boobs and I'll be with you," replied Pete, deadpan.

"How could ya?" she asked over again about his daring bed-hop. "Shall I show you?" he answered cheekily.

Lisa eventually decided her approach might actually scare off the object of her affections, and ventured an apology: "Sorry, Pete, for being so..."

"Bunny boiler-ish," he finished. "Yeah. Possessive," she agreed, "and for branding you."

Blimey! Watch this space to see if Pete can disentangle himself - and if Lea survives!

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Poor Lea was asleep, yet it didnt stop Lisa cussing her for stealing her man last night.

Today Pete is doing all he can be away from Lisa and whole house now knows his dilemma, poor chap... she actualy referred to him as her husband, dead pan with no hint of a joke in her voice.. run away pete run .. oh wait you can`t


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PostPosted: 28 May 06, 12:19 
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I thought Pete really liked Lisa? ${ Has he gone off her?


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PostPosted: 28 May 06, 12:41 
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Err .... All the other house mates had matched him off with Lisa Milly .. and they had convinced Lisa also that Pete liked her ,, yet when asked Pete saod "yes I lik her, but it takes me up to a year before I want to take that sort of thing further" in other words, "shes a great laugh. a fun mate but not my type thank you"

To sum it up really. if youve ever been in someones bed and ended up sleeping with millimetres to spare on the edge of your side trying not to be close to the other ocupant making ready to dash for it in the AM,, well thats what Pete was doing last night.

This love afair is happening only in the heads of some HMs and Lisa, Pete is less interested than PJ on the day after blow night :D


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PostPosted: 28 May 06, 14:26 
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Ahh yes...'blow night'. I remember it well.
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Its amusing to see. I thought pete has a girlfriend on the outside though? Has he?

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But when he was in the diary room a few days ago he said she was 'wicked' and said 'where has she been all my life?' - he was really gushing about her... oh well :D


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Day 11, 10:20
Pete is in a bit of a pickle this morning about how to deal with his Lisa problem, after her turn for the crazy possessive last night.

With only the male housemates still lazying around in bed, Pete took the chance to ask for some manly advice. He wants to stop his one-way Lisa romance, but doesn't know how.

"Pete, you have to talk to her...'cos she's falling more and more in love with you," Richard advised. "You cannot lead her on."

"I'm not!" Pete shouted in defence. "I just wanna get some sleep!"

A clearly worried Pete voiced what was racing through his mind: "I don't wanna tell her that I can't be mates with her anymore...it's gonna be difficult. If I say something she might beat me up!"

"No," Richard corrected, "I think she might rip off one of your limbs!"

Lea came back into the bedroom and started to talk through Pete's little love mess with him. Her advice was cut short, though, when the woman of the moment bounded through the door.

"Errr, so anyway, I said to my mum..." Pete quickly changed the subject, spying Lisa.

Uh-oh Pete, looks like you're going to have to ask for a divorce and you're not even married!

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It's such a pity because he's lovely. She will be a nightmare when he tells her or the girls do because she makes Craig BB6 and Michelle BB5 look like amateurs. She homed in and bagged him with indecent haste.

It could end up with Lisa being nominated though.

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I think Pete did really like Lisa but you have to admit she is turning out to be a bit scary :eek:

i'd be put off too with someone as full on as her

watch out Pete :eek: ::lol::

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She was scary last night,

She really believed he was hers yet they haven't even kissed,

at least it's sorted for now, but if he goes anywhere near Leas breasts Lisa may puncture them


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Pete finally plucked up the courage to sit Lisa down and get to the bottom of her Fatal Attraction-style behaviour. It's all turned out okay as Lisa was only having a laugh, apparently.

After getting himself into a bit of a state about it, Pete eventually spat out the words that Lisa was scaring him. She tried her hardest to convince him that she was only joking about fancying him, but maybe she needs to convince herself first.

Sitting on the bed, Lisa did her up most to play down her possessive behaviour: "I'm only having a laugh, Pete!"

After at least several relieved 'really's' from Pete, he found some more words: "I thought you didn't want me to sleep with anyone apart from you."

Lisa apologised and reiterated that she was joking, causing an uncomfortable looking Pete to say: "Tell everyone else, 'cos they've got the wrong idea!"

Lisa confessed that she found Pete really good looking and she meant it when she said she wanted to snog him. "Ohh" Pete said smiling, "You think I'm good looking, but you don't wanna kill my bunny and boil it?"

After another sorry from Lisa, Pete carried on: "I thought... it might be like Fatal Attraction. I'm sorry."

"So you should be, yer c***!" Lisa shot back at him.

Phew, glad that's all cleared up then, eh, Pete?

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"So you should be, yer c***!" Lisa shot back at him.


So, tell me again, which one has the torettes again? Charming young lady, I'm sure :roll:


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Oh she so wasnt joking last night .. after pulling him bodily out of Leas bed she ranted on, she wasnt laughing ...

I dont think weve see nthe last of this yet!


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milly wrote:
But when he was in the diary room a few days ago he said she was 'wicked' and said 'where has she been all my life?' - he was really gushing about her... oh well :D



Mmm I see what you mean, ${ but you can be as gushing as you want to anybody doesn't neccesarry mean you want to carry their babies, {@} iv'e been gushing to many a poster on here, :angel: do you see what I mean. ::lol::

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