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What's Imogen's fear about having some sickly oozy slime all over her?

Didn't she spend the first week with Sleazer?

How can Glyn not know how to cook?

he's only 18 I dont think I knew how to cook then milly

i boil a great egg

Not overly shocked at that, my mate is clueless at it and he's 23. His limit is a Pot Noodle or a Rustlers burger he can stick in the microwave!

What's to know?

You stick something in the microwave, twist a knob (oo-er), then wait for the ping.

Because he's still at school and the Conservatives took Home Economics off the list of compulsory lessons.

but only because you rang me up and asked me how

boys didn't do home economics when i was at school

that was scrambled eggs stoopid

And but for the 15 restraining orders, 13 ASBOS, and the ankle tag, you'd be out fertilizing a few too.

Why are they having a moan about the food? Weren't they the ones who chose what food to order?

Nikki "Everyone's f-cked on E numbers!"


You should try watching E4, love.

Shahbaz changed the order at the last minute to have everything laced with arsenic and coated in anthrax.

Did you really think that green ooze was pumped* in by Big Brother?






* or by the flatulent camera phew crew

Well from age 12 I had to cook the family meal every Saturday teatime - my brothers were also brought up to cook.. I think it is appalling to become a young adult without the ability to feed yourself or cook a decent meal..