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*NODS*

I had one ex I was obsessed with, we kept getting back together and splitting up (once he caught me with his best mate on the day we got back together) in the end we used each other, which was fine while it lasted but both of us ended up hurt!

I decided after him I was NEVER gonna settle down and went on a mad few years of shaggin anything!


Look at me now!!

i only ever cheated on someone once, i was 16/17 and stupid, and i thought he'd got the hint when i told him he was dumped!!!

Paul knows im faithful, i cant lie to save my life!! there is nothing wrong with a bit of window shopping though, as long as you dont empty your purse!!! Im very jealous, paul gets a hell of a lot of female attention, but im happy in the end, he comes home to me and normally tells anyone that tries to chat him up to bugger off, as do I, we joke about that!!

married little houswife now aint ya chuck

I have to be held back if another girl so much as looks at paul...

It annoys me, I dont look at other peoples blokes so why are they looking at mine??? A girl touched my brothers hand in a club on my birthday a few years ago and my mate grabbed the bottle out of my hand just as it was about to connect with the girls face, my sister-in-law had seen her do it and I really HATE people coming onto other peoples partners My mate told her politely she'd better leave and she did

ooo, i had to be held back once i can tell ya, and this girl still watches her back cos i threatened her, when paul first started going out with me, this stupid little bimbo called Verity (who i didnt like for other reasons) fancied paul,she would always be all over him and make him feel uncomfortable, she would hold both his hands when he spoke to her, i showed her that she couldnt get him, called her a dirty S**T and to watch her back and exited the pub sharpish before i did something that would have got me banned, he followed me like a puppy and never spoke to her again!!

Sometimes when girls look at him at first, their eyebrows raise, then they see me and gasp!!

they gasp because they see your eyes rolling to the back of the head and the green vomit dribbling out of your mouth?

I went to a party with afore mentioned bloke, and a girl I'd gone to school with happened to be there, she went round telling everyone she fancied him so i threw her against the wall and held her by her throat...she ended up with one of my mates instead!!!! Someone caught them with a camera which was so funny!!!!!

No, they gasp because they see that i am stunning and they will never get their hands on him because hes got me

Honestly though, even if i do say so myself, i know other girls are jealous of me for my looks, one girl used to get annoyed because i looked good in whatever i wore, her jealousy got a bit out of hand though, she tried to take over my life, she tried to nick my other half at the time, until i told her she was quite welcome to him!!

christ I thought I got bad with jealousy!


*backs out slowly without looking at either Pauls*

*snidely checks to see where JB is looking*

I wasnt looking !!! Honest!

why werent you looking, dont you find them attractive, you think we would date hum dingers? ( )


You wont win

*runs around in circles with eyes closed*

Alllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx save meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*laughs*


Alex is nowhere to be seen, he doesnt love us anymore

LOL!!!

Yeah JONNY WHATS WRONG WITH THEM????