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the same here ellie. I tired to persuade my son to go to the outdoor pool in our village but as he can't swim yet he is reluctant. So he's got the slide out with some soapy water instead. I fancied a swim though!

You know what that boy needs? To come and stay with someone for a week with a pool so he can swim every day. That will get his confidence up. Now how can we organise that.

u know I was thinking the same thing. How about a couple of months time

I think August 1st sounds good.

oh great tell everyone the date then they can burgle my house while I'm away

Pooh, who said anything about you going away? I was talking about your son.

Aaaah, Chuck him in at the deep end I say.

What's to lose? Either your son learns to swim the hard way, or you are free of one less brat.

Very pleased I am that cats can't swim, if ever any come round, I will chuck them in the deep end, especially the ones, who can't keep in the correct q-m order.

alan you have been warned. you follow the game in q-m retentive style fashion or you are out Good tip though.

I left him alone with the sun cream and now he looks like he fell in a vat of pancake mix

S'more like you pair of silly bats who don't know the rules of yer own silly game!

(there's an annoying brat running around the neighbourhood right now tootling a whistle at deafening volume. And I have incredibly good hearing. If he doesn't stop soon, he'll find himself whistling through his arse for the next week...)

Don't you know Tigers can swim Ellie? Didn't you note my colouring?

FYI, it was originally eddys game, methinks, we've done over a 1000 pages of this twaddle, and oddly we're kinda proud of the fact

finally he gets the hang of the game that saggy old doofus with his tongue always out ready for action

Gee I thought his tongue was his best feature.

HARD-ly.