Gar!! How dare you start a poll on this and not tell me!
Why is it all the soppy ME-faking females on this forum cannot hear it properly? All that oestrogen must affect your ears.
I had to enquire into this myself.
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Dear Mr Bagpuss,
Thank you for your e-mail received by this office on 24th July 2006
regarding the recent Vauxhall Zafira TV advert.
As requested, I can confirm the phrase spoken by our Billy Bunter impersonators in the advert is 'oh, they're tired!'
How could it be anything else? Only idiots and women (same difference) could possibly construe any alternate hearing. We have considered re-shooting the advertisement to resolve this confusion as too many f-ckwits like yourself have asked for confirmation. Your suggestion in the provided alternative script that the little lard asses say "Who the fook wants a Vauxhall? They are sh-t!! Daddy, buy a Ferrari! Or one of those huge military hummers the Yanks drive!", has been taken into consideration but alas rejected.
I trust this resolves your query, however, should you require any further
information, please do not hesitate to contact the Samaritans, Mind or your local insane ayslum, just stop contacting us or we will send a vet around!
Thank you again for contacting us and allowing me the opportunity to
waste another few minutes in this poxy, underpaid job. But, no, for the last bloody time, you CANNOT get a free Zafira! P-ss off!!
And Mr Benn was a hundred times better than your sh-tty, gay hippy bollox of a show!
Yours sincerely
Rubber Johnny
Semantics in Advertising Division
