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Obo wrote:

Also someone on the same forum supposedly rang Vauxhall and was told the same thing so it must be true :eviltongue:

Sorry but I find it really funny that people are actually phoning them ::lol::

BBoop · **Joined:** 28 Feb 04, 17:57 **Posts:** 19830

I find it even funnier that alan actually thinks he is a cat.

Jezi

I don't like cats but Alan seems OK!

Well... unless he takes over me in the prediction game - which wouldn't be a shocker with my abysmal of a guess this week.

alanlapin

BBoop wrote:

I find it even funnier that alan actually thinks he is a cat.

But if I'm not, why do I chase mice and wee in other people's gardens!?! :eek:

BBoop · **Joined:** 28 Feb 04, 17:57 **Posts:** 19830

alanlapin wrote:

BBoop wrote:

I find it even funnier that alan actually thinks he is a cat.

But if I'm not, why do I chase mice and wee in other people's gardens!?! :eek:

because you're a bloke? ok well not the mice bit but I saw a lad having a crafty waz in a neighbours garden the other day. I gave him a dirty look

Jezi

We had a guy doing that in our shop lane beside the bins :eek:

We came out the side door and me and the only other girl were like "yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck" and slammed it shut again!!

Alan, it wasn't?!

BBoop · **Joined:** 28 Feb 04, 17:57 **Posts:** 19830

actually cats are always licking their nether regions. If you can do that alan why aren't you doing that all day like most men would ::lol::

alanlapin

Jezi wrote:

We had a guy doing that in our shop lane beside the bins :eek:

We came out the side door and me and the only other girl were like "yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck" and slammed it shut again!!
Alan, it wasn't?!

Of course it wasn't! How dare you suggest I'd do my business in a back alley (oo-er!). I'm not some Street Spiv selling fake DVDs.

No, I do my business in the middle of the high street where everyone can share and enjoy the sight of a fine upstanding (and sometimes squatting if it's the other function) man taking nature's call.

I get a hearty round of applause and a few pound coins in gratitude. At least I think it's in thanks, some of them are thrown quite forcefully.

alanlapin

BBoop wrote:

actually cats are always licking their nether regions. If you can do that alan why aren't you doing that all day like most men would ::lol::

Bloody women, allow us some respite! We aren't pneumatic dynamos that can go all day.

Even rampant rabbits need their batteries replaced every now and then. Even that little pink Duracell fooker.

(make your own jokes up using a combination of those words!)

gerbilgranny · **Joined:** 24 May 04, 15:56 **Posts:** 7767

You're all thick as planks.

I voted for option 3.

alanlapin

And you'd know all about planks, eh? Mrs Log Cabin Love Shack at the Top of the Stairs!

I know Brand is wooden, but if you really want to build a lair for the twerp, deck it out like some Camden pub for media fuggwits.

And include plenty of mirrors (so he can preen and admire himself).

No GG, mirrors on the walls, not just the ones you have all over your ceiling.

pikeylass

If GG got her way the only mirrors he'd be looking in would be on the ceiling

BBoop · **Joined:** 28 Feb 04, 17:57 **Posts:** 19830

One thing is for sure. Everyone will have their ear pressed up to the tv tonight for the final verdict ::lol::

Even though we already know Alan is wrong :angel:

trolleydolley

of course Alan is wrong

it's just he can't admit we're right

anyone can tell that it's all in the pronunciation. You would never pronounce 'oh they're tired' like that

the hippo

well the adverts just been on and how anyone can claim its overtired is beyond me

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