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It won't be Liverpool.

Oh well.

Jermaine Pennant!! Thick, lecherous thug!

Bad enough adding Craig Bellamy (another thick, lecherous thug) to the hopeless Peter Crouch (a skinny nice guy).

Plus there's Speedy Gonzalez down the wing. Got his VISA at last, but not sure if a mouse can help us win the Premiership. Buying a giraffe didn't work, so we've went to the other extreme.

And Gabriel Paletta, who sounds more like a dish to give you dysentry to make you 'go' non-stop in an attack of the sh!ts rather than a player capable of 'stopping' the attacking sh!ts in the other teams.

Still, there's Fabio Aurelio. Great name, if nothing else. Sounds like a Circus Trapeze artist.

Nah, sod it. Liverpool WILL win the Premiership THIS season!

We've got Gerrard (an extra 20 points to any team), Carragher (10 points), Norse God Hyypia, the Passmeister General Alonso, Sizzling Sissoko and a rejuvenated Fowler. Provding he can keep his mind on the football pitch and away from his property portfolio.

mickey mouse league, who cares

Mickey Mouse?

Hippo, Kilmarnock couldn't beat a team of mascots from Disneyland!

In full costume!

As opposed to the Kimarnock Klowns in their FOOLS costumes, erm. I mean strips.

You've bitten well there Alan.

Chelsea will win the Premier League. The squad is still awesome, especially with the new recruits, in particular Shevchenko and Ballack.

smiling bite x 2

Well done to the best team in Scotland tonight against what can only be described as a United reserve side. Games against FCUM beckon...

Hard to look beyond Chelski but it will definitely be closer than ever.
Everyone knows 11 STARS don't always make the best TEAM and Chelski have just bought another 2.

I couldn't care less.Chelski now fielding 2 teams.One for domestic season.One for Europe.Just have a bliddy 'We are too good for youse' league for Europe/the World;get your photo shoots with your requisite WAGS and p1ss off and let the rest of us enjoy Sunday league.
Oh and while you're at it,could you have a freaking decent enough close season to allow kids to develop their cricket/athletic/rowing talents instead of returning to pre season training the night before youth trials

when do Oxford kick off the new season?

United or city or blackbirds?

Do you mind!?

Please refrain from mentioning such lower-league minnows in this thread. The nerve!

This thread is strictly for plastic glory-hunters only!