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On the computor

I bloody knew there was summut I forgot to do this morning!

*Throws on some clothes*

Well I almost caught a glimse earlier but she's got dressed now!

I thought that was a bit personal and tried to ignore it HD!

[feels as though she is being corupted]

and even worse [likes it]

You already are corrupted.....you sit our kids on your knee, ask them what they want for Christmas..they tell you, and what do you do? Give them some flimsy cheap jigsaw made of PAPER or some hideously FAKE barbie-type dolly wrapped in crepe paper that lasts as long as it takes to get back to the car...Then to add insult to injury, you DON'T turn up on Xmas Eve, leaving us with credit card bills and before we've even paid them off you're back again asking them what they want again

My sister in law to my nephew to see santa last weekend and he said he didnt want to cos he didnt like his face!! (mum says hes just like me cos I was scared of santa too)

Mind you think about it...how scarey is that for a kid, we tell 'em not to speak to strangers then expect them to sit on some fat bloke in a disguise's lap!!

yeah and we tell them he can see them all the time and know's if you're being good or bad

Mr. Clause only lets them sit on his knee if they are over 18 You must have imposters in the grotto's.

As for the puzzles, well our costs are high, you know inflation, deflation, flatulation, the list goes on?

Personally I blame the telly advertisers

You know Santi.... you fit right in here

*mad as a hatter*

Hmm Got somewhat sidetracked here havent we??!!

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I blame Mr. Whiplash/Alex