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I can't believe that Hollyoaks boy is still in there.

Wouldn't he have been better on Junior Love Island?


Fair enough, but Lee does seem to be genuinely lovely-although totally deluded about what partying on the London 'celebrity' club scene will do for his career.
Kate seems to have taken him under her wing.

Can't believe Lee went out with Michelle Bass from BB5 - as revealed in todays Heat.
I've cut Michelle some slack because she is a product of these ridiculous 'celebrity' times we now live in(because of BB) - but she called Kate Lawler a 'tart' having seen those idiotic hatchet job pictures of Kate clubbing published in Heat the other week.

What a thick twit Michelle is.

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Jayne Middlemess' Sophie anderton impression is quite funny.

I'm still resentful of having to watch this shite, mind.


Kate's momentarily lapse into a Sophie impression last night was better.

This is what frustrates me about Kate - she is talented, genuinely sharp & funny but will get lumped in with the celebrity z-list after appearing on this programme.

Kate's impression of Chantelle must be f*kin hilarious!!!

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Top dumps!


Let her down gently...

‘Hmm,’ thought Colleen. ‘I’m sure Mr Brosnan is hiding something from me…’

No people, don’t be silly, crazy cad Chris isn’t really gay, he’s just trying to find a way of finishing with Colleen!

But never fear, it’s not a case of another Brosnan bird biting the dust, for the today’s game ‘You’re Dumped’ required one half of each couple to guess which common let down their partner was trying to convey in a roundabout fashion…

…if you see what we mean!?

Common reasons for dumping someone included, ‘I’m gay’, ‘I’m in love with someone else’, ‘I’ve just come out of a long relationship and I’m not ready to commit’ and ‘You’re more like a brother or sister to me.’

Shudder…a lover’s worst nightmare, we’re sure you’d agree!

But with just one minute to guess the key phrase that their other half was getting at, Chris and Colleen came out on top.

Obviously used to breaking poor folks’ hearts then…!


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Sophie’s mystery man!





It’s déjà-vu in the Resort today, as Sophie does a Shane and reveals that she wants to walk out to tackle ‘unfinished business’ back in Blighty!

A new dawn, a new day, a new crazy conundrum thrown up by The Anderton.

And this time it’s something we’ve seen on this planet already!

“I want to go home, I’m bored,” Sophie sulked earlier today. “But it’s something deeper. I understand why Shane left.”

Yes, following foxy Father Shane’s daring declaration of love to a lady back home, Sophie has decided that she’s missing a man.

And despite mentioning his name about a million times to demonstrate the point, the man in question is not Mr Lynch!

“Shane said be strong, follow your heart,” Sophie sighed as Lee listened in awe. “My heart’s not here and it’s taken me six weeks to realise.

“And to be honest, this person, Shane would really love. He stands for all the similar things Shane did.

“I just didn’t see it at the time.”

Um, that would be because you were besotted with Shane…or was it Chris, oh what the hell, we’ve lost count…carry on!

“I really want to go home,” Sophie proclaimed. “It’s been a rollercoaster but I’ve got to go home and deal with something that is really important to me.

“It’s one person who I think Shane would give his blessing to if he met him,” she added, mulling this man over.

“It’s taken me six weeks to finally work this one out. I have got Shane to thank for everything, for setting the standards.”

Oh Shane, Shane, Shane, look what you’ve done now!
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Calum gets camera shy


Calum and Bianca continue to flirt

During a dinner game of ‘If I Could’, Bianca and Calum admitted they would love to spend some saucy time together off-camera.

As the lusty couple took their turn at the daring questions and answers game, Kelly asked: “If you could turn the cameras off for one hour what would you do?”

Too scared to wholly commit, Bianca carefully replied: “Taking it not on a serious note - be outside with Calum.”

But Calum had no qualms about making his rude boy intentions known, and immediately backed her up. “I think I’m going to go with Bianca,” he gushed.

“I mean, the feeling’s mutual on what she said. The time I’ve spent with her in here, I know it’s only been a week but I’m loving the bond that we’ve made and I’m loving the chemistry and I’d love to spend some time with her without being watched.”

Aw, maybe he isn’t such a cad after all?
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Daily disaster!


Lee and Brendan fall out

’Ask Kate’ was the name of the game in today’s Daily Decider, but it was Brendan who upset the group.

Using icebreaker questions from Kate and Brendan’s Love Shack session, we asked our captive celebs to guess the new girl’s answers, before revealing all on tape.

But when the tape was played. Brendan’s additional comments on Kate’s answers caused an uproar, with his arch-rival Lee, leading the revolt.

Brendan’s first ‘Ask Kate’ question read: “Who are you the most likely to argue with?”

When Kate truthfully answered”‘Sophie”, Brendan couldn’t resist adding a bit extra.

“She needs a good argument,” He moaned, “You only have two weeks, you know you don’t have to live with her for seven weeks.”

And as the doomed task continued, Brendan’s insults got worse and worse.

He asked Kate: “Who sleeps the most?” And when she volunteered Lee for the title of sleepiest celeb, he couldn’t resist taking a swipe at his old foe. “He always needs three calls to get up,” he ranted, “He never gets up, it’s just out of pure spite.”

Then when Kate suggested Calum was the most foul-mouthed star, Brendan again interrupted with his own strong opinion. He said: “It’s actually Lee because he uses the ‘c’ word on a regular basis. He’s foul, foul mouthed.”

By this time our Leeds lad had taken enough. “Thanks Brendan,” he exclaimed, “That’s not on. That’s not fair, is it Kelle?”

And when Chris suggested he would like to forget the game, all the celebs agreed.

But while the game was over, the damage was done and Lee continued to smart over the dancer’s comments. “He’s putting himself in a bad light,” he moaned, “He’s not done himself any favours with me.”

Will the warring pair ever settle their differences? Tune in tonight to find out if it’s handbags at dawn for Brendan and Lee!
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Bewildered Bianca


Obsessed by her conundrum, Bianca continues to weigh caddish Calum against the gallant Streets star.

Discussing the hardship of having two famous hunks lusting after her, Bianca told Chris. “With Calum, I’ve put a big barrier up. It’s just so weird with me because both of them were genuine feelings.”

And as their heart-to-heart progressed Bianca admitted she is worried about Calum’s womanising ways. She stuttered: “I could never be really, you know, try and have a proper relationship with someone like that, because it would always be like...” she tailed off.

“The worrying like, ‘Oh he’s a player, he’s out there, what is he doing?’” suggested Chris.

Not to mention the 19-year-old model’s love for Leo. B continued: “It’s funny though because like when I get out of here I would also like to, you know, go out with Leo.

“I have got so much respect for him, it’s just like you know, unfortunately under weird circumstances and things...”

But just who is the man to make B happy? Tune in tonight to see if she gets closer to Calum or dwells on what could have been with Leo.


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seems to me like Bianca's totally over Leo :-?

to think some people gave him a hard time for being a bit coy in his eviction interview, he was probably worried something like this would happen.

It's horrible professing your love for someone who then moves onto someone else :-(

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I love Kate, she has me rolling around laughing every time I see her, and I am not the type who actually literally laughs out loud at the TV.

I am thinking of writing to my local MP and demanding she be on my tellybox 24/7 from now on.

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Sophie stays



After being shunned by Shane and chucked by Chris, Sophie decided true love awaited her in London - until we allowed her a timely chat with her mum.

As dawn broke on our island paradise a sad and lonely Sophie threatened to desert the romantic hideaway for a mystery man in Notting Hill.

Sobbing in the beach hut, Sophie denied her tears were because none of the boys wanted to pair up with her during a team game. “I feel great that I’m the singleton,“ she insisted, “I’m not crying about that. I’m crying because I miss my friends and family.

“My managers would kill me for saying all of this, but to be perfectly honest my heart’s not here.”

But it didn’t take long for the wayward model to change her mind and avoid incurring the wrath of her managers and frequently mentioned legal team.

During a heartfelt chat with her mother, Sophie found the strength she needed to bear the final two weeks in our Fijian heaven.

After gushing to her mother about how much she missed her, Sophie had an important question she desperately wanted answering.

“Are you proud of me?” Anxious Sophie asked three times, as the question was artfully dodged.

“Of course we are!” Mother Anderton eventually cooed.

Finally getting the response she craved, Sophie vowed to continue upholding the family name and opted to stay on the island.

Analysing the phone call later, Sophie gushed: “I think my mum’s seen me go through hell and back. She didn’t burst into tears which is remarkable.

“Because she didn’t cry, she’s given me the strength to carry on. I’m going to go to bed tonight, and wake up tomorrow a new person.”

Hmmmn, we’re not holding our breath!
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A Christal clear conscience?



Chris Brosnan. Respected by men all over Britain, loved and yet loathed by the smouldering female beauties awaiting his return.

Or in English…what an absolute player!

But he’s not got away with it back in the Resort, and The Anderton is on the moral warpath, which can only spell trouble!

“I was just checking you’re alright because only two/three days ago that was you who was in bed with him,” Kelle cooed today, having clocked Chris and Colleen canoodling outrageously.

“I’m absolutely fine about Chris and Colleen and that’s the way it should be,” Sophie sighed.

“I’ve actually been backing it but I didn’t expect them to jump into bed at the start and to start messing around so quickly…

“He’s jumped from one girl to the next!”

So true, so true, and such a moment of clarity, we must say!

“Also I would prefer it if it Chris and Colleen weren’t in the bed opposite me,” The Anderton adds.

“I mean that is a bit weird. I do find it a bit disrespectful even if I don’t give a sh*t.”

So sleeping arrangements aside, does darling Sophie have any regrets so far?

“Not telling Shane how much he’s changed my life…” she states. And then out comes the biggie…

“I do regret hurting Vicky but things happen for a reason. It’s very obvious that Chris didn’t have feelings for her in that way.”

You heard it here first people, but to see for yourself you’ll have to tune in tonight!
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Brendan’s brief exit!


Follow that arse!

Mortified to hear that the celebs heard him bitching, Brendan breaks free and leaves security panting as he pirouettes past in his y-fronts!

Feeling paranoid about the other celebs ignoring him was one thing, finding out why was quite another for our normally cool cad Cole.

And today it appeared that he’d put his twinkly toe a tad over the line…

Seeing him desperately trying to wrestle with the reasons behind ‘boycott Brendan day,’ Kelle decided it was time to put the magical mover out of his misery.

“I don’t think it put you in a particularly good light,” she winced. “You came across as nasty. I really didn’t like it.”

“Thanks for telling me sweetheart. I’m sorry I let you down,” Brendan breathed, before storming straight past security and out of the Resort!

“I want to see producers,” he bawled. “I’m having a moment!”

And what a magic moment it was!

As Kelle rushed out to relieve the rumpus, she found Brendan blubbing by the side of a bridge.

“I’ve been f**ked over completely,” he sobbed, setting Kelle off too.

“I came here to be a different guy and I’ve done it. I’m not a c**t.”

“You’re not and you are everything you say you are,” Kelle cried (curiously contradicting herself).

“You’ve got to walk back in and say ‘I know I was a c-*-*-t, I was and I said this and this and I’m sorry.’”

But the minute her motherly back was turned, Brendan executed the perfect dummy and barrelled through the bushes with burly security behind him!

Find out just how far he got, how brief those briefs were, and just where the hell that silky sarong went when you tune in at 10pm tonight!
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Diss me Kate


What Kate did next...

Kate cries for Calum after breezily branding him Love Island’s ‘foul-mouthed biggest drinker!’

If you could pick a game that would be guaranteed to get people’s goat, what would you pick?

Well, we’d go for ‘Ask Kate,’ as it’s had a pretty darn good track record so far!

With the repercussions of Brendan and Kate’s caustic comments still ricocheting around the Resort, it perhaps wasn’t wise for Kate to call upon the memory in an attempt to cajole Calum.

“’Foul mouth, biggest boozer, nicking the booze off Brendan!’” she sang as the celebs chilled in the kitchen.

Hmm yeah, not a good move…

“Don’t point the finger at me again. Who do you think you are?” Calum called, sending Kate into a quandary.

“It annoyed me that you accused me of taking someone’s beer. Think about what you’re saying.

“It’s not a big deal I don’t mind being called a big drinker, I like a drink, I just don’t like that you said I nicked his beer.”

And with that, off he stalked, causing Kate to kick off.

“I think it’s a bit of a sore point for him,” Lee pointed out, referring to Calum’s personal life.

“I didn’t think about that,” Kate gasped, going pale and promptly bursting into tears.

“If that was me that had lost my dad and someone made a joke – it must have looked so bad,” she sniffed.

“I’m so thick I didn’t understand.”
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hey madeline, why do you keep putting ch4 on your links when its itv? :D ::lol::

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LOL @ Brendan tonight, will break the bleep thing in a minute through overuse - mega-rant


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