BB FANS

I adore the sound of a clock ticking, it's so nice and repetitive.

When you know you should react to a situation but you don't know how to.

When your on-the-blink central heating behaves for the first day in MONTHS, the very morning the engineer is coming round.

What BBs not on until fooking 10, oh that drives me insane alright, one time its not up against the footie, they bloody change the times

Me too Rincey, just switched it on and got fooking Gordon Ramsey, for a minute I thought Lisa was back in the house.

Those awful muzak tunes that play when you're waiting for an operator to answer the phone

Banks...they are not on the breadline.

They've got my money, so how come when I want to go in and talk to them about it, there's only one teller/clerk at the counter, and the 15 people a couple of feet away in the queue can hear every word that she and I say?

(I really wanted the nice young guy who looks just like Johnny Depp to get out from behind his desk, and come to my rescue)

My kids usually

Life

people who don't keep their word

Members of family who write the wrong surname on mail even although they know you have been married 6 months and were at the wedding and they also have my married surname.

people who don't recognise reality

Operating systems that sound like the operating system in the BB task
"Press the hash key"

Stroppy women who take things out on you

Printers that don't print documents out even though you've pressed all the right buttons

Waking up way too early, and not being able to get back to sleep and not knowing what woke you up in the first place.