Victor Ebuwa and Emma Greenford - Big Brother 5
AS reality TV gangs go, few have matched the rivalry of the Jungle Cats and the Lip Gloss Bitches.
In one corner was Emma and her pouting pals, in the other Victor and Jason, the humourless scot. And on Emma's return to the house from an exile in a neighbouring bedsit, everything flared up big time.
Clearly unhappy to see the return of his nemesis, who had so rudely walked in on him 'doing a toilet' a week or so previously, Victor couldn't help but kick off an impromptu food fight.
Things spiralled extremely quickly. Jason squared up to the eventual winner, Nadia. Victor and Emma were going at it, and dainty little Shell ran off to the toilets to weep. Then Stu (he of 'Stu and Michelle' fame) dived onto Victor pointlessly yelling "Who are you?" into his ear in a strange attempt to calm him down.
After around twenty minutes, security guards broke it up, and Emma was permanently removed from the house.
The whole thing was made funnier by the fact that Victor was dressed as a silly clown throughout the ordeal.
TheSUN